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As something of a bulls**t artist myself, I was particularly appalled and amused by the story in Friday’s USA Today about Lynn Brewer, a former Enron functionary who, according to the story, has passed herself off as a fallen executive star of the failed energy conglomerate and carved out a huge career in the ethics industry.

According to the story, Brewer, known to her associates at Enron as EddieLynn Morgan, basically whipped up a convincing alternate persona, feasting on the piety and credulity of those in the business of scolding business for fun and profit. She has even been invited to speak to the Nobel Peace Center in Oslo. Working in her favor in this effort seems to be the fact that she can easily be confused with genuine whistle-blower Sherron Watkins, a confusion she apparently did little to dispel.

As we head into this weekend of thought and reflection, I highly recommend a deep read into this little saga. We all of us pretend to be something we are not when we enter the world of business. Some take it to such highly entertaining heights, however, that they provide some kind of lesson for us all.

If you have any idea what that lesson might be, please don’t hesitate to let me know. In the meantime, I’m preparing for National Boss’s Day tomorrow. Ah, what a festive occasion that will be. Or else!

My fault is I don’t have one and am completely honest which is probably why I haven’t landed management level yet. I never needed one, my own personality was always entertaining enough especially in high school when I landed my first radio show at 15.

I should perhaps find one so that I can “get ahead”….high school radio days over.

Posted By L. Seattle,Wa : October 12, 2007 2:54 pm

How about:

In the business world, BS is like red wine. A little is okay and might even be good for you. Just make sure you don’t use too much — you could cause a lot of damage to yourself and others, and even get addicted to your own crap.

Posted By Rebecca, Philadelphia, PA : October 12, 2007 4:41 pm

If she’s really all that she claims to be, then why isn’t she on trial or in jail? Surely the Justice Department isn’t simply going to let this “fallen executive” who admits to doing these horrible things walk away and make a bunch of money while doing it.

Posted By Ken, Elko, NV : October 12, 2007 6:31 pm

I wonder if this eye-opener to the whistle-blowing story is a little better on my own blog.

“Working diligently through the week, contributing reporter Greg Farrell from USAToday probably never realized that his actions would send an impact around the world. In a hurried rush of editorial confusion, Greg succumbed to the pressure of sending along a message that should have been double-checked.”

I felt that was a better resolution to the article, actually adding to it, rather than just adding commentary.

Posted By Barry Hurd, Seattle WA : October 29, 2007 6:55 pm

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Stanley Bing is a Fortune columnist and best-selling author of business books noted for their wisdom as well as their sharp, slightly acrid sense of humor. He is also the only writer on business and the workplace who still puts on a suit and tie and goes to do battle with the dragons that breathe fire at corporate America every day. This blog captures what remains of his brain after it has exploded in all other directions.