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Tuesday, December 4, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Older readers will remember the full-length rooms where Clark Kent changed into his more super persona. Or the rows of wooden cubicles strung together that graced bus stations and train terminals. Or looking for a dime, then a quarter, in order to make a call. Now it seems to me that that only phone booths — ugly monsters suspended on metal stumps — are available outside superettes for those interested in doing drug deals. The phone booth is gone, or soon will be, following the water fountain as an institution. Remember them? In Chicago, where I grew up, we called them bubblers, I think. Unless that was in New England, I can’t remember. We’re a mobile society and each of us wants what we want when we want it. We need to hydrate ourselve while we walk, constantly. Stopping for a quick sip is no longer enough. And we need to talk constantly to a rolling river of fellow babblers. Hence the cell phone. “I’m at the corner of Botnick and Hedge,” we tell people who for some reason we think want to know where we are. Only on the cell phone did the subject of Where Are We become a central topic. “I’m crossing the street to Barkley Plaza now,” you hear people say. And then, “Okay, I’ll talk with you later.” Then we hang up and dial again. “Hi,” we then say. “I’m at 56th and 8th now.” And while we walk we drink from our individual bottles of water, lest we become thirsty for a couple of minutes, which after all would be likely. All the bubblers are gone. Talk and drink. Drink and talk. And couple of more things we all share go bye-bye. Tell me, friends. What do you see disappearing in the world around you? What improvements are now forcing the things that used to suffice out of existence? The drug store luncheonette, for instance. How many of those are gone? How about the transistor radio? Can the newspaper be far behind? The pencil? What else? Do we care? Or is this just possibly the best thing for business ever? How many containers of bottled tap water will be sold this year? How many cell phones? Amen, I forgot how nice it was to sit at a lunch counter and have a chocolate phosphate. Still have resisted getting a cell phone because I hate to listen to all the inane conversations. Circumstances force change upon those that like things the way they are/were! Posted By Mary Frances Chicago il : December 4, 2007 12:52 pm
The video game arcade has been going (and in most cases gone)for some time now. These wonderous places where one could spend many dollars and hours playing the latest video games at the local mall are all but extinct. Home gaming systems, which used to lag far behind arcade machines in graphics capability, have reached parity with anything that could be found on any arcade machine due to the continuous miniaturization of all things technological. If you can get the same (or better) experience without having to leave your home, why bothing going elsewhere? As a young adult who still has many great pre-teen memories from visits to the arcade, I mourn its passing. Posted By Ben, Kalamazoo, MI : December 4, 2007 1:03 pm
Hello Bing, I remember telephone booths with phone books in them, I remember Woolworth stores, the Automat in mid-town, when Walkman and Pacman was the rage. I even remember how a Egg Cream from the fountain tasted. Now we are in the 21st century and everyone is on mobile phones,ipods,blackberries,computers, gps systems,I wonder what would happen if another human being came up then and said “hello, how are you doing today. This is the future. Posted By Marthe Davis, NYC, New York : December 4, 2007 1:06 pm
Two things: 1) Cassette tape recorders. For some reason the bar still records CLE’s on cassette tapes. When I tried to get some CLE credits I had to seriously search around for a tape player. I finally found one of those giant boom boxes with a cassette player in the back of my closet. I actually think it’s a good thing the cassette player is going the way of the dinosaur. It takes forever to rewind tapes and my player ended up eating the tape. 2) Hand written letters. I don’t mean thank you notes or birthday or holiday cards. I mean an actual letter written on nice stationary and several pages long. I can’t remember the last time I got one of those. Email is nice because I think it’s easier to keep up with people than with letter writing, but there was certainly something nice about getting a letter in the mail. Oh yeah, and whatever happened to the Charles Chips guy who delivered potato chips and other tasty snacks to your door in tin cans? That was nice. Posted By T, Jacksonville, Florida : December 4, 2007 1:10 pm
Binger.. Posted By David S, Bexley, Ohio : December 4, 2007 1:13 pm
I’m okay with seeing water fountains go. I’m no hypochondriac, but I can’t help thinking that using a water fountain is only somewhat less hazardous to your health than, say, licking a subway platform. P.S. Thanks for the South Park recommendation, Bing. Posted By Rebecca, Philadelphia, PA : December 4, 2007 1:18 pm
Record stores are dropping like flies. Posted By Frankie, Eldorado, back seat : December 4, 2007 7:38 pm
Water bottles are bad enough, but the giant water bottles are over the top. I mean, if you don’t carry a 64 ounce bottle of water with you at all times, will you actually die of the dehydration? And can I find a non-franchise restaurant in any city USA? I was up in Philly recently and asked the hotel staff for a great local restaurant that wasn’t a chain and it took him five minutes to think of one. Seriously!!! Up next on the list for extinction, video rental stores. One thing that I do hope makes a return is the 80s giant cell phone that’s so heavy you need a shoulder strap to carry it around. Maybe I will find one on eBay. Posted By Shawn, Durham, NC : December 4, 2007 7:44 pm
Hey I actually used a pay phone in a supermarket last year. Where are all the non national chain bookstores? I actually hand wrote a real letter, but the post office was out of stamps, really. Try and get “bisquits and gravy” anywhere, I know, fattening. Free water and air for your car at a gas station? A root beer float? Malts? Seeing kids at the park or school playing pick up sports? “mom and pop” anything stores. Hobby shops? and oh yes a sporting goods store that actually sell something besides shoes and clothes? Boiled eggs and pickles at a local bar, oh wait all the local bars are gone too. Fishing bait and tackle stores? Pin ball machines? If the credit crunch gets much worse, we will all need a pawn shop, where are they? Posted By Steve Scottsdale AZ : December 4, 2007 11:24 pm
Bing, when I was youn in our smaal town we had The Villagr Market, where you could walk two blocks,get aloaf of bread for a quarter and still have money left over for a penney or two candy. Posted By Bruce Browning Mill Creek WA : December 5, 2007 1:39 am
The local (non-chain) bookstore. The corner service station that would work on your car. The neighborhood school. Gone, gone, gone, just like the phone booth. That’s progress? Posted By Jim Meadows : December 5, 2007 9:54 am
You know what I miss? Purposeful journalism. Opinions with a point. I miss being able to open to the “Letters to the editor” page and see factual arguements instead of going on cnn.com and seeing… well… this. I miss bosses that knew how to lead and motivate without having to resort to cliche. I miss companies who understood that direction has to be nurtured and cultured internally instead of screamed in headlines. I miss the days when results were more important then rhetoric. I miss the days when human capital was family, not… well… human captial. I miss the days when I could say I was a white male in his 30’s without being labelled a racist. I miss the days when the law was to provide even justice, not seperate justice based on social class. I miss Clavin and Hobbes and Bloom County. Policital correctness be damned. I miss having an opinion that matters. Posted By Dan, Waukesha, Wisconsin : December 5, 2007 10:26 am
I’m fortunate enough to live in a small, unincorporated area of northern Nevada. We have a “Mom & Pop” grocery-slash-gas station where, the last time my car broke down, they were nice enough to let me use the phone BEHIND THE COUNTER! I can count on my hands the number of times in larger cities that I saw someone do a random act of kindness; but in my community, things like that happen every single day. I think the electronic age has turned people cold. “Friends” are now made up of faceless handles that share e-mail jokes and 8-gig pics copied from YouTube. The question of the day: What is your next-door neighbor’s name? *I* know the name of everyone within 5 houses (any direction) of me. Posted By Gwen0000, Silver Springs, NV : December 5, 2007 11:05 am
Re: Cassette players. I wouldn’t quite write their obituary just yet. There is still a very strong-albeit underground-demand for them. Plus, vinyl records are definitely making a comeback even though those have been written off for over two decades now. Perhaps reel to reel tape recorders might be next. Those too still enjoy huge underground popularity. The point I’m getting at is despite all of todays novelties and technological advancements, we always return to the basics in way form or another. So while pay phones may seem passé today, in ten or twenty years time, after half of us have been diagnosed with brain tumors as a result of bluetooth headsets and cell phones, they may very well come back too. Posted By Matt D. Placentia, CA : December 5, 2007 12:09 pm
From the Alberta Oilsands: Posted By Adam : December 5, 2007 12:30 pm
Bing, Perhaps it’s part of human’s defense mechanism, not to acknowledge how good things are, lest they become complacent and vulnerable. But it is sad (but not suprising) that so many people long for “the good ol’ days.” Posted By Chris, NY NY : December 5, 2007 12:58 pm
Hi Bing, I miss corn fields. The fields of my childhood are now outdoor malls or Del Webb communities. Posted By Tina, Chicago IL : December 5, 2007 1:17 pm
Now, if only SPAM could be gone. Posted By Krazit, Paramus, NJ : December 5, 2007 3:39 pm
Shouldn’t pay phones have been transformed into virtual internet kiosks by now or something? Someplace that I can play chess with my friends from Singapore while getting some e-cash, trading NASDAQ futures, and waiting for a DVD to burn. I guess I’m saying this is the last straw – I want my promised 1990s cyberspace future and I want it now. Posted By Tristan, Bethesda, MD : December 5, 2007 4:30 pm
A . Flat screens are a good thing. They consume less electricity than the old CRT technology. B. I’ve noticed lately that I can’t find a basic bar with Bud, Bud Lite & Miller on tap. Every bar I go to now has 50 weird taps that dispense something they charge $7 for. All I want is a cold one in a frosted mug, or maybe 2 or 3, for a couple bucks.. I don’t need to hear the story of how some Czech forefather brewed this recipe 1000 years ago. One other note, at least 3 times in the last month I’ve asked for one of the weird brews and they were tapped out. Note to all bartenders – when it’s tapped out, remove the tap, then I won’t ask for it. Posted By Technogeek in Philly : December 10, 2007 2:33 pm
The rise of technology and personalization everywhere has definitely taken away some sort of social relations, but it has made great advances for business and the amazing opportunities that have come out of this surge. Just a few weeks ago, I was on vacation to South Florida from New York, and came across a cell-phone charging station made by GC Media in a mall I was walking through. Not only did this machine charge my phone fully in fifteen minutes, but it rolled advertisements on a seventeen-inch screen to keep me interested and occupied as I waited. It was a truly phenomenal method to advertise, and I am expecting to see these machines popping up just about everywhere. I was really impressed with this invention and the way it’s being marketed in the states, just another sign of advance. Here’s the website: http://www.generalcharge.com Posted By Dan Buyanovsky, Miami, Fl : December 17, 2007 12:32 pm
I will tell you what I mess, customer service. People that believe in working for their money. Attention to detail. People that care. That is drying up faster than the payphone. Posted By Jason, Salem, OR : December 27, 2007 4:24 am
In reference to the demise of payphones; I am a student at the University of California, Irvine, a campus which was built in the mid 1960’s and so therefore has an overabundance of payphones. One day my cell phone battery died and I really had to get ahold of the person waiting for me to let them know I was runnning late. To my shock every payphone I tried (I managed to find 6) was out of order and looked like it hadent been used for at least 12 years. I mena not even the opporator button worked, nothing. It’s a little concerning considering that I would normally rely on those payphones should something go wrong and they don’t even work. Posted By David Anderson, Irvine CA : January 13, 2008 7:08 pm
What about the blank checks that used to be on the counter at stores (pre- 1970)? You picked your bank, wrote your name (and account number if you had it) on the check and paid for your purchase! Try that today! Posted By John, Chicago, IL : January 14, 2008 3:17 pm
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Stanley Bing is a Fortune columnist and best-selling author of business books noted for their wisdom as well as their sharp, slightly acrid sense of humor. He is also the only writer on business and the workplace who still puts on a suit and tie and goes to do battle with the dragons that breathe fire at corporate America every day. This blog captures what remains of his brain after it has exploded in all other directions.
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Good ‘ole FM radio is slowly, but SURELY, fading into obscurity. Very few portable devices these days even include an FM tuner, and those that do really are not advertising it greatly as a means of competitive advantage over their rivals. And the sheer laziness of FM radio program directors shows they’ve given up trying to gain new listeners. Soon FM radio will become the strict domain of ‘College Indie radio’. God bless the day!