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225px-bill_gates_in_poland_cropped.jpgThe news coming out of Davos, as always, makes me kind of queasy and resentful. The sight of the world’s super-capitalists, including some former communists, cavorting with canapes coming out of their ears is an annual source of amusement and irritation. I’ve been to enough boondoggles. I know what these guys are up to.

Big news today seems to be about a party thrown by the Russians that included moguls ice skating. Serge Brin of Google (GOOG) reportedly came off the ice with red cheeks. In other news, a trader who earned in the neighborhood of 100,000 euros a year seems to be responsible for a $7 billion swindle. He is now on the run. Times have changed. When I made 100,000 euros a year, all I had was signatory authority for a department lunch. Are the grownups still in charge of the candy store? Two things caught my eye emerging from this orgy of schnapps and self-congratulation. The first was a blog in the New York Times that commented on the power of sovereign wealth funds — huge pots of money controlled by States around the globe — representatives of which gave a symposium today to discuss what they’re going to do with their cash to make the world economy sing on key again.”Now the men and one woman in charge of some of the world’s largest sovereign wealth funds, the huge pools of state-controlled cash that have rescued American and European banks from their own mistakes in recent months, took to the Davos stage to defend their intentions,” the Times reported from the scene.Their intentions… hm… the world finance edifice is relying more than ever before on money controlled by politicians, sheiks, party functionaries and government bureaucrats. True, those people are well-aligned with those who control the “free” marketplace, but there’s a big difference between being bailed out by a world financial institution on the one hand or the government of Romania on the other. I’m only using that as an example. Romania is not bailing anybody out at this point, if ever. The apparently opposite trend came from a very upbeat Bill Gates, who introduced the idea of “creative capitalism,” in which that very same global free market system would benefit the poor as well as the rich. Somewhere in the stew they are serving at Davos is a link between the growing importance of state-controlled capital and the creation of an international system by which the markets that are increasingly reliant on that capital come together to make the entire world a better place.Thank God I’m not smart enough to see it.




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Isn’t “Creative Capitalism” just a badly thought out version of Marxism? Get rich WHILE making the poor better off? Wouldn’t that involve distributing capital that would normally go to shareholders to people with no vested stake in the health of the company?

I think someone added a little too much happy juice to Big Bill’s drink…

Posted By Dan, Waukesha, Wisconsin : January 25, 2008 10:45 am

Reward the weak and punish the strong

Posted By Bob Shelby : January 25, 2008 11:01 am

Did I hear Bill Gates rejecting the cutthroat capitalism that he employed to perfection over three decades to make his billions?

Posted By Curmudgeon, Nashua NH : January 25, 2008 12:32 pm

Bill Gates probably has enough money to be his own Sovereign Wealth Fund.

Posted By Tom : January 25, 2008 1:25 pm

I’m not sure what Bill means by “creative capitalism”. One thing I do know; whatever these deep pockets decide to do they shouldn’t follow the example of the IMF or the World Bank. That would be insane.
“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” -Benjamin Franklin

Posted By Tim Seattle, WA : January 26, 2008 8:40 am

Hey just a minor correction – the guy who nearly buried SocGen in 7.1B in writeoffs from unauthorized trades was never on the run. The press didn’t know where he was, but at the time the police didn’t care. Now they do, and he’s in custody.

Posted By humphrmi, Chicago, IL : January 26, 2008 6:46 pm

It’s just a nother step toward the global merging of governments and policies.

You can see it every where in the way companies are now doing business on a more global scale, governments meddling in other countries, with strings attached, and so on.

My concern is the loss of Americana and the truely Amercian way of thinking, design and sense of style.

Posted By John, Fairfax, VA : January 27, 2008 10:06 am

Humankind has never fail to redirect its course so far.

This so called “mortgage crisis” is in fact indication that the “free market” model created by its sister the “democracy” has reached the top of its life curve and is now in a sustained down fall.

Time has come now for the people to replace capitalism and comunism with a new system that is rational and not falsely “emotional”.

Jose Paulo Castro
Peruvian-American

Posted By Jose Paulo Castro-Plantation, FL : January 27, 2008 10:29 am

As one reader points out, the young man who screwed up on a 7 billion dollar level is not on the run. He was never on the run, apparently, but was waiting with his lawyer for a chance to turn himself in and tell his side of the story? Maybe. The most interesting part of this saga is the fact that he committed this massive blunder for no personal gain whatsoever. In other words, he’s not a crook, he’s a dummy. Or maybe not. Maybe he’s just what being a gambler looks like when the casino you play in is the global financial market.

Posted By thebingblog : January 27, 2008 11:45 am

I think some of the comments here are turning me into a commie. Isn’t it deregulated capitalism that gave us this ‘credit’ crisis? Wasn’t it the blind drive to convert state assets into private capital that gave us Baghdad as we know it today? Maybe I’m misinterpreting Bob Shelby, but if your prime directive is to reward the strong and punish the weak, aren’t you just begging for Bolsheviks?

Posted By Angie Cain, Covington KY : January 27, 2008 1:59 pm

Stan, a long time ago I studied cost accounting. If I’m not mistaken, the service section of the factory was called “factory overhead expense”. Has the service sector been transformed into manufcturing “CDOs’” and other debt obligations into “raw meterials” developement and sales? Is the U.S.A. now manufacturing debt instead of durable goods? Puzzeled?

Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi : February 8, 2008 12:14 pm

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