The last 2 items created some religious angst in my mind….

The mark of the Beast is a government-issued identification microchip implanted discretely in your forehead without which you can’t buy or sell anything.

Fried Chicken is also known as the Baptist Bird, so I guess that offsets the former.

Dude. I don’t know about any of the other stuff…but I loves me some fried yardbird with some sweet tea, fries & rolls with honey! You usually can hear your arteries cracking…but it’s so good it makes you want to slap yo’ mamma!

Watch Out!

The mark of the Beast is a government-issued identification microchip implanted discretely in your forehead without which you can’t buy or sell anything.
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That’s a bunch of gobbledy-gook.

I wish that I didn’t have to carry around a wallet or other electronic equipment. Those who fear technology are usually ignorant people who think Apocalypse is just around the corner. There will be no major even that will end the world.

Humans will simply die out when evolution makes another species that is stronger, smarter, faster, and more aggressive than us. I believe that chickens will evolve to become greater than people and we will be fried and eaten by them. Now that is Apocalyptic!

The financial chatter by Bernanke, Fisher, and Mishkin of the Fed creates a matter of concern when the three most recent opinions of financial health released by them on CNN clatter. Bernanke says slow growth. Fisher says inflation key concern. Mishkin says recession more threat than fed chairman says.

I’ve seen fire, rain, and the American Arbitration Association. I’ve seen legal tender from mfg. based income disappear in the financial markets. Promise and faith was the chatter in the evolving active asset accounts.

Upon investing today, in every respect liquid funds are offset with debt obligations. Our once abundantly prosperous financial centers are now applying for lines of credit at home and abroad.

The concept of the mattress isn’t too far fetched anymore.

Chicken? CHICKEN??? Why is everything about the chicken??? Doesn’t the egg deserve some respect???

That said, LMAO Name Withheld’s comment.

As this world becomes more economically frightening by the minute I would suggest the following investment ideas: 1) Narcotics dealing – low overhead costs with a steady and private clientele that is extremely price inelastic, 2) Pimping – low overhead with a steady and private clientele that is somewhat price inelastic, 3) strip-club ownership – ticker RICK, 4) internet pornography – recent downloads on the Asian music sex pic story were approx 10,000 downloads per minute (that is volume that cannot be bet against).

“Transmogrification” – that’s a Bill Waterson word. Just glad to see you didn’t transmogrify yourself some fried chicken out of your subprime mortgage.

Sir:

Right now, in my garage, I am working on an implantable, nano-scale robotic chicken that will genetically modify the human neural network to automatically reward “green” behaviors, such as the recycling of used chewing gum. I have already tested this out on the bats that live in my belfrey and can attest that, with just a small amount additional funding, I will be close to a major breakthrough. If you want to get in on the ground floor, please send me as much money as you can spare as soon as possible.

Respectfully,
Tatarska

its all about corn…and Von Neumann probes.

seriously though, you cant have fried chicken without waffles, so I say syrup is another wise investment.

Today it’s GOLD, baby… Better yet, inwaste (no misspelling here) your savings into some gold-based ETF, which is even more likely to be mishandled by Wall Street miscreants. I am watching with fascinations the herd actions of the inwastement lemmings…

Stock market is risky. U.S. currency is stamped “In God We Trust”. When fraud is masked as risk by your “broker” (stock, mortgage, insurance, etc.); then in a sense God stiffs your trust.

When that happens one must go to the non-human (securities atorney). The “securities attorney” seems to possess the qualities of a “First Sergent” also “non-human”.

When I spoke to an “securities attorney” about my anomaly between my broker, my God, and the S.E.C., he was just like one of my “first sergents”. He told truthfully that his fees would be greater than any recouping of funds he could get for me.

He told me I was more than capable of representing myself (what a good guy).

After two days of grueling arbitration in the boardroom with S.E.C., Nasdaq, attorneys, my broker, and his boss no decision was reached at the time, we were to be notified by mail of the decision.

The decision came in the mail. I was the loser. But my consequences were such that I made out like a bandit. Sometimes the rewards of losing are greater than than any heavenly blessings one might get.

My greatest reward was the great leadership I experienced. I am eternally grateful to the non-humans that served as my beacon to justice.

If history has taught us anything it is that there are two sure-fire, can’t miss ways to make big bucks……….SIN………….and SALVATION. Take their money Saturday night while they SIN and then collect more Sunday morning when they repent and seek SALVATION

What is mitochondrial transmogrification ? and how is it done? tried to research it and google it but nothing came up.

Tanks
AV

The idea of surgically implanted wetware is spooky.