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200px-eliot_spitzer.jpgEverybody can tell you where he or she was when they first heard about it. When I saw the headline, I thought maybe that somebody at The Onion got a hold of the New York Times front page. Eliot Ness caught with hookers? How could such a thing be possible? It was like Moses being caught with Pharoah’s daughter. Wait. That happened too.

The fact is, none of us should have been all that surprised by it, least of all those of us who work in business. Eliot Spitzer has simply demonstrated once again that those who rise to the top of organizations are very often the most demented, conflicted individuals in any group.

Symptoms of powerful and influential people across all professional spectra include, but are not limited to: 

  • Grandiosity: Often displayed in a cavalier belief that one will not be caught doing the things that other people would be punished for;
  • Arrogance: Similar to grandiosity, but with a slightly nastier edge and more deleterious effect on other people;
  • Cruelty: Bullies abound in senior management of all business entities, including politics, and nobody was more of a bully at his job than Mr. Spitzer. Dramatic bully behavior almost always goes hand in hand with other crazy pathologies, including the desire to be submissive in non-business situations, the way that masochism often accompanies its more sadistic counterpart;
  • Addiction: Booze. Drugs. Work. These people do nothing in moderation once they get hooked on their substance of choice. In Spitzer’s case, it was a certain kind of illicit sexual transaction. I’m betting he’s been at it since it didn’t matter.
  • Bifurcated personality:  This enables the big dude to prosecute prostitution rings with vigor and a certain moral imperative while at the same time keeping Kristen holding on Line 2.
  • Rigidity of Character: Necessary for guys who run military-style organizations, but interestingly coupled with…
  • Inconsistency: Says one thing one day then immediately does the exact opposite the next.

The only question that remains for those who work for such people and vote for them when they run is why we continue to be grossed out, shocked and scandalized when the very personality attributes that got them to the top manifest themselves in questionable form.




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I’m just puzzeld by this and reading your article did not help.

Posted By SAKANA, Los Angeles : March 13, 2008 4:40 pm

It is funny that people are shocked at things like that, but stay quiet when others put a country in bankruptcy and send kids to war??

Posted By Puzzle, WA : March 13, 2008 4:51 pm

Its amazing how flighty a simple mind can be oh look at that i dont care anymore

this has gotten enough plublicity where is my next scandal

Posted By Chris Pierce, Oxnard CA : March 13, 2008 4:56 pm

Damn, I thought Spitzer #3 would be the last one.

Posted By J, Dallas, TX : March 13, 2008 5:27 pm

Last sentence….sooooo true. Type A all the way….

Keep ‘em coming. You’re on a roll lately.

Posted By Jessica, St. Cloud MN : March 13, 2008 6:20 pm

Oh Stanley, why so cynical today? I guess if I am honest, I am a little too.

I wasn’t surprised on the news. I seem to have the so-which-one-is-it-this -time kind of attitude.
True, power can ferret out people’s weaknesses and pride more then anything else (with cold hard cash running a close second), but there still are SOME leaders that I would be shocked and deeply saddened to find out they are dispicable people.

I can’t help myself, if Warren Buffet were caught in the arms of a harlet, I would be crushed.

Power doesn’t HAVE to lead to nefarious behavior, but it seems to make it more probable.
(Except for my Warren, please not my Warren!)

Posted By Suzanne Broughton, Irvine, Ca. : March 13, 2008 7:46 pm

Mr. Bing

Thank you for this column – yesterday’s was a bit off the mark. Today, dead on.

barbara
visalia
ca

Posted By Anonymous : March 13, 2008 10:49 pm

I actually think Spitzer is a hero.

Some people say that he is a hypocrite, a snake, a liar and all other kinds of things. But I believe that people such as politicians and celebrities are entitled to circumvent morality and the law sometimes.

These people are who they are because they have internal conflicts. These conflicts drive them to achieve extreme success on one hand and drive them to do devious things in secret on the other hand.

I myself do not see why people are so angry. This guy was a risk taker and he lived a pretty exhilarating life up until he was caught. I hope that he can find peace and resume a normal boring life after the smoke clears. He will have so many cool stories to tell then!

Posted By Yadgyu, Harkeyville, TX : March 14, 2008 12:03 am

“Spitzer”! “Love potion #9″! “Eve”! “Cleopatra”! “Kristen”!

Topics that remind me of “Frankie Laine” and his signiture song: “Jezebel”.

Several lines from the song follow: “If ever a pair of eyes promised paradise; If ever the devil was born without a pair of horns; If ever the devil’s plan was made to torment man it was you Jezebel, it was you.”

The battle of testosterone vs estrogen goes on and and on.

Sonny and Cher in the song “The beat goes on”, one line sez it all; “Boys still chase girls to get a kiss”.

Who will be the main feature of the next “bombshell” expose’!

Posted By Bob Shelby Twp, Mi. : March 14, 2008 8:16 am

Is Bifurcated Personality in the DSM?

Posted By Jung Wa, Kissimee, FL : March 14, 2008 9:47 am

I think it might be. On the other hand, I think it’s not.

Posted By Bing : March 14, 2008 9:53 am

The man got caught and now the girl is accused of taking advantage of her situation. That is just good business! Profitting from the situation is the American Way. My solution is not to do anything you will be ashamed of and stay out of the public eye.

Posted By Kevin: Cypress, Texas : March 14, 2008 10:48 am

Actually, Moses was raised by Pharaoh’s daughter who found him in his basket on the Nile. He fled Egypt later after having killed a taskmaster for beating the Hebrew slaves. You’re probably thinking of Joseph, who, several generations earlier, was accused by Potiphar’s wife of having raped her, which landed him in prison until he was let out to rule Egypt…

Posted By Jeff, Portland OR : March 14, 2008 2:30 pm

Actually, Jeff, anybody who has seen the movie knows how crazy Yvonne de Carlo was about Charlton Heston. That interpretation seems dispositive to me.

Posted By Bing : March 14, 2008 3:02 pm

One forgets the power of Cinema to do just that.

And you can’t fault it. Nobody was hotter than Mrs. Munster. Except maybe Morticia Addams.

Posted By Jeff, Portland OR : March 14, 2008 5:02 pm

Sure, he’ll have a lot of cool stories to tell about all the people he threatened, pushed around and bullied, while he could getb away with it – real cool.

Posted By Jay Heathing, Reading, PA : March 17, 2008 7:44 am

Moses was never caught with Pharaoh’s daughter. You must have smoked a joint when you learned or heard about that in sunday school. Alternative Biblical examples that wouldve worked wouldve been: David and Bethsheba, Esther with Xerxes, Jacob with Leah, or Ruth with Boaz.

On the another note, your mentioning of “submission” for non-business matters as relates to Spitzer – well, that got me thinking: what if Spitzer, not only liked them high priced hos, but also liked to play submissive like in Mr. and Mrs. Smith when one of Mrs. Smith’s marks was some dude that liked to be tied up and spanked. If THAT kind of detail came to light… wow! that would be some hot news.

Posted By Cryptblade, VA Beach, VA : March 17, 2008 3:03 pm

http://hrheroblogs.com/theword/2008/03/17/the-man-gene/

Check out the above post that gives a somewhat different view of the Spitzer situation.

Posted By John Phillips, Chattanooga, TN : March 18, 2008 2:49 pm

$80,000.00 for 8 encounters, he deserves to be tufted for fiscal iresponsibility. There isn’t a woman on the planet worth 10,000.00 a go, except maybe that one that smiles at me at the corner store.

Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : March 18, 2008 7:51 pm

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