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CNNMoney today features a very pretty gallery of homes now being offered in the top ten real estate marketing in the United States. These markets are:

  • Grand Rapids, MI
  • Baton Rouge, LA
  • El Paso, TX
  • McAllen, TX
  • Rochester, NY
  • Birmingham, AL
  • Syracuse, NY
  • Buffalo, NY
  • New Orleans, LA
  • Scranton, PA

First of all, I think it’s nice to see that any real estate markets are growing in this climate. Beyond that, this list is slightly frustrating, because they are all united by one common factor: I can’t live there.

It’s not that I wouldn’t want to. I love the idea of buying a house for $109,000 in a town like Syracuse, NY, and watching it appreciate over time. It’s just that any business I’m involved in has nothing to do with Syracuse, and even if peripheral portions of it does, I have no reason to attend operations from that location. Same goes for Grand Rapids, Michigan. It’s always been on my list of places to go, but in my entire career no phone call has ever transpired that ended with the words, “You’re going to have to go to Grand Rapids right away.”

I have been in Texas a couple of times, most memorably in Irving, Texas, when my company was pitching for the right to build a cable television system there. It was very flat and hot. I had a feeling that there was a lot more going on in that state than what I saw during my three days in Irving. So I look forward to going back some day. But I don’t believe there’s going to be any call for me to settle down either in McAllister or, for that matter, El Paso, which I hear is also a heck of a burg.

And Scranton? I had a boss once from Scranton. He was a terrific guy. In fact, I’ve known quite a few people who came from Scranton. I never knew anybody who actually stayed there, though. I’m sure that’s no fault of Scranton’s. It’s just that for the most part a lot of the action is taking place in cities that are not Scranton.

In the places my friends and I are forced to live and work, people pay $750,000 for a 600-square-foot broom closet and count themselves lucky, or $1.25 million for a two-bedroom cottage with one bathroom. And for some reason the fastest-growing real estate markets aren’t anywhere near any of those places, so much the worse for us.

So I guess we have a choice. We can quit and go live in a place that is growing. Or keep on paying through the nose for low-growth domiciles in cities whose real estate markets are in the doldrums, dreaming all the while of the investment home we may never possess in boom towns like Buffalo, Rochester or Baton Rouge.

 

Good stuff Bing, unfortunately the only thing “booming” in Buffalo is the Wings.

Posted By Bob J., Charlotte NC : May 9, 2008 11:32 am

Of all the places to go in Texas I wouldn’t pick Irving as the top place to visit, but then I guess you didn’t get much of a choice on that. If you do ever head down to Texas check out the Hill Country for non-flat lands. San Antonio is great too! You can’t have too much on the riverwalk!

Posted By Nichole, Dallas TX : May 9, 2008 12:59 pm

Bing: people forget that they make more people they don’t make more land.
These places that don’t seem so active today may change later, so they can be considered as a good investment for the long term as in retirement.
Paying mega dollars for a broom closet because there is work there is a necessity due to circumstances and we all know that circumstances change.
Buying a large dream home is just that a dream, any dummy can get one, but how many can pay one off.
Best to bite off what you can chew and have it paid for.
People that dream the dream and live beyond their means create their own problems.
Check out Warren Buffets life style, he lived in the same place for years and drove the same old car for years. Not a dreamer.

Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : May 9, 2008 1:05 pm

I hate to be a geography-nazi but Tunkhannock really isn’t considered to be a “suburb of Scranton”. At least the cows and I didn’t think that growing up there. Then again, what do I know … I thought it was a good idea to buy a condo in Cleveland (that I can’t sell now). Who knew?

Posted By Sam (former Tunkhannock-ite), Cleveland, OH : May 9, 2008 1:17 pm

If you look back in time, the “growing” markets you’ve referenced were the stagnant markets during the recent real estate boom. Back then, 2% growth was “stagnant”, today 2% growth is “hot.”

I would surmise two things from this:

1. No matter what is going on elsewhere in the world, Scranton is Scranton.

2. There is consistent 2% growth in the real estate market in Scranton because there is a consistent 2% increase in people being born in Scranton and failing to escape. Make what you will of this.

Posted By Leroy Jenkins, Somewhere Unscranton : May 9, 2008 5:09 pm

Hey Bing, you don’t have to live there to own land there. If an investment is all you want, why not buy anyway? Then pay part of your $1.25 million mortgage with the rent.

I mean, think about it – do you have to go to work for Google just because you want to invest in them?

Yeah, I know what you meant, you want a place to live that also appreciates. Are you saying the $1.25 cottage won’t appreciate, ever, over the next 10-20 years?

Posted By humphrmi, Chicago, IL : May 10, 2008 11:48 am

Yeah, you don’t have to look too far in order to find a good deal here in Virginia. Unfortunately, it’s still about balancing price with desire. I crave a shorter commute and better repair so that I get to spend more time with my family instead of getting to/from work or fixing the damned house.

If I drive one hour to the west, I can get SFH that has at least twice the square footage and 1/2 acre of land in a new (construction) development — for less than the price of my 30 year-old dinky townhouse. The problem is that I would have to tag an hour on to my commute every day (which may not be so bad because I’m gradually getting my boss used to the idea of telecommuting 2 days/week) and lousy schools. But, heck, I’m college educated. I can teach my kid at home. And with gas headed towards $4 and $5/gallon, that extra hour could at $50/week to an already expensive communte.

Wow, think about it. I get to drive an hour in my car, then a half-hour by bus, then another half-hour by train, one way and get the pleasure of paying more than $400/month (after gas, tolls, fares and parking).

Screw that. It’s time to dump the hacienda and become a greeter at WalMart.

Posted By Anonymous : May 10, 2008 12:11 pm

The facade of the “AMERICAN DREAM”, as it fades, brings to light a rude awakening for American families–reality!

Shelter is a real necessity as are the furnishings that go with it.

Transportation and expenses related to it are also a real necessity.

Family and children are also a cause for reality spending.

An affluent society thrives as a result of servicing demand for processing raw materials–production.

Our affluent society prospered when we supplied the world with products; now the world supplies the U.S. with products that we seem to be purchasing with the perceived equity in our assets.

Without a strong production base, we can’t sustain asset growth. We must revert to asset deficits–spending our assets.

During the affluent society people gravitated to prosperous pockets in the U.S. leaving the areas that had low or zero growth.

Today the “BOOMERS” choose to take their assets back to the places that ar “RETIREMENT FRIENDLY” with zero growth.

Demand creates increases in asset costs while zero demand may cause deficit spending.

“SUCCESS” results in how well one plays the numbers!

Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi. : May 11, 2008 9:39 am

Leroy Jenkins has a point. Maybe these are just America’s slowest-shrinking towns that don’t also have abysmal real estate markets. I know I’m not the only one scratching my head at this list.

Posted By Rebecca, Philadelphia, PA : May 12, 2008 10:23 am

Trust me, Bing. You don’t want to live in Baton Rouge.

Posted By Doug, San Jose CA : May 13, 2008 6:43 pm

If you’re an author, can’t you work from anywhere? Seems like you could write a book from Scranton just as well as you could from NYC.

And have you actually looked into jobs in any of these cities? Sure, I may be biased, but the Grand Rapids area has plenty of jobs – especially in its rapidly growing medical field (Spectrum Hospital, MSU Medical School, Metro Hospital). And the largest US currency trading company (Global Forex Trading). And the home of pyramid marketing (Amway/Alticor). And furniture city, USA (Haworth, Steelcase).

Posted By Kelly, Grand Rapids, MI : May 16, 2008 3:53 pm

Having grown up in and around three of the cities listed, you learn things change slowly. Having visited many of the cities on the other list (you know, the list of places you can no longer move out of because you overpaid for a humble abode) things change fast.

It is all just a matter of the pace of life you are used to living. That and finding a steady employment in areas where jobs disappear faster than the summer. Which is one major reason houses are so cheap.

But who am I to talk, I work at a small software company, rent a cozy place and my mode of transportation is all natural and has never failed me, now they just need to put in a crosswalk.

Posted By Daniel, Rochester NY : May 20, 2008 3:27 pm

El Paso, El Paso, El Paso….All anyone ever hears about these days. “Well the economy here in Ohio SUCKS, but El Paso is booming” “blah blah EL PASO Blah”

Posted By Matt, Cleveland, Oh : May 5, 2009 4:57 pm

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