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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 11:30 am
The hell with $200-a-barrel oil. That’s so 2008. By 2010, we’re going to see crude oil reach $1000-per-barrel. I say this with absolutely as much information at hand as the pundits who are now making headlines for themselves by their soggy $200 predictions. Nobody knows what’s going to happen. So I’m going to not know what’s happening at an even more dramatic level. $1000-a-barrel oil! What a concept! Let’s look at a few of the implications, not all of which are negative, if you’re a hippy:
Of course, there are many things that could slow this process down. But none of them seem to be in place. Why should we believe that something will be done before it’s too late? Isn’t it sort of too late already?
I am ok with $5a gallon. The slow bleeding is the reason for resistance to acceptance of new technologies. Let’s get it done and get it done now. Posted By BG, NYC, NY : May 21, 2008 11:57 am
America has been laughing at Europe for years because of their girly forms of transportation. Guess who is lauging now? Posted By Mark Coleman, Bethesda, MD : May 21, 2008 2:09 pm
The current price of oil is driven by speculation, not supply and demand. Oil is currently in a speculatory bubble, and it will eventually pop especially if we see a global economic downturn. Short oil if you’re smart and have the stomach for commodities trading. Posted By JMG, Charlotte NC : May 21, 2008 2:11 pm
Grow our own oil fram alaga and watch the fossil fuel drop down to 10.00 a barrel Posted By Rich M, Bremerton, WA : May 21, 2008 2:13 pm
Bing: You, and this posting, are classics. This is why we come to you; visionary thinking and wit inextricably laced. Posted By Ann, Essex, CT : May 21, 2008 2:14 pm
This person is crazy. Posted By Gary OFallon, MO : May 21, 2008 2:14 pm
Let’s start with scaling back to once-week-mail delivery. Posted By Roger Austin, TX : May 21, 2008 2:20 pm
My home in the city and job off the subway downtown are really starting to pay off right about now. Posted By Dave, Philadelphia, PA : May 21, 2008 2:22 pm
the reason for gas price keep going up because of people like you, keep giving out all the bad news;stupid Posted By Anonymous : May 21, 2008 2:22 pm
Read the book called The Long Emergency, much of what BING is saying was predicted long ago… Posted By PJW, Naperville, Illinois : May 21, 2008 2:22 pm
At least someone knows what’s going on. Posted By SH, SF, Ca. : May 21, 2008 2:22 pm
One word… Horses Posted By MDT, ATL, GA : May 21, 2008 2:23 pm
I say let them run up the price of oil. Eventually something will happen either the country itself will come to a grinding halt or the people will take over the oil. Nature has a way of evening the playing field. Posted By JS,Columbia,SC : May 21, 2008 2:27 pm
I want back the four minutes it took to read this drivel… is the Bing Blog supposed to force open laughter? Posted By doc from hebron il : May 21, 2008 2:28 pm
Does anyone else smell a bubble? Your right Bing no one can predict the future. But history has shown us that when the herd is headed one way, the best thing to do is to go the other(remember housing, dot com the last energy crisis). Does anyone remember elastic and inelastic principles from their econ class? Next thing you know we will have to be giving banks more money because they invested heavily in the oils futures market, because someone predicted $1000/barrel oil. Posted By Scott B. inferior CO : May 21, 2008 2:28 pm
Before this happens, the President would declare a national emergency and all environmental laws would be placed on hold. So that oil drilling and nuclear reactors would spring up everywhere. Posted By Steve, San Jose, CA : May 21, 2008 2:29 pm
I think the whole point of the story is that some of the big financial company’s have got a corner on the oil market. How else can you explain Goldman Sachs being able to determine the price of oil. Last time I checked their niche has nothing to do with finding oil, drilling oil, refining oil, ex. So why do they know so much about an industry they have little involvement? They don’t and they will speculate high oil because they are now vested in to energy and when the bubble pops the Fed will not be able to recuse them again because the rate slashing can only go so far. Posted By Knownothing, Dumb, USA : May 21, 2008 2:31 pm
I’m making my plans to start a commune on my land tomorrow! Now if I could just find a cult leader who’s in favor with the richies. Hmm…. Posted By Jessica, Decent today in St. Cloud, MN : May 21, 2008 2:32 pm
We need a new approach: This will reduce demand for oil. Posted By Joe, San Jose, CA : May 21, 2008 2:34 pm
Perhaps we need those high energy prices to teach us a lesson. Why do we need those big Mac Mansions, the big SUVs? And we are living in a throw-away society The higher energy prices hopefully will return us to a more energy-efficient country. We can all pitch in not to be so dependent on foreign oil. Posted By T, New Fairfield, CT : May 21, 2008 2:35 pm
The price will not go that high because no one will pay that much. The price you see today is a futures price and who wants to get caught with a price that high? No one. Posted By R. Gercken, Langley, WA : May 21, 2008 2:36 pm
WAR! Posted By Edward Charles, NC : May 21, 2008 2:37 pm
As the price of gasoline and other fossil fuels continues to increase at a rate faster than wage growth, more and more people will make more and more changes to their lifestyles. I have spent the last 5 years making efficiency improvements to my home, one by one. My next two vehicles to purchase, and the order is not yet determined, are a Ford Escape Hybrid and an Aptera Type-1h. My next home improvement objective is a SEER 20 upgrade to my A/C system. I work with a bunch of ornery, fairly well-paid people. Most of them are starting to make real changes in their energy use. The only green that matters is money in my pocket. Posted By Jerome Barry, Lewisville, Texas : May 21, 2008 2:38 pm
We are going to continue to choose the cheapest way of doing things regardless of the consequences, unfortunately, the barometer of our country is measured in $, being the easiest to quantify, and not something more along the lines a ‘quality of life’ measurement…whatever that may be… in the end, we ARE going to get what we deserve, whether that be doom and gloom or a fairytale ending…its a bit unfortunate, though, that there is such a minority that get to choose the ending for the rest of us Posted By bg Omaha, NE : May 21, 2008 2:40 pm
I work at the NSA and at $208 a barrel the world economy begins shrinking at an uncontrollable pace and the government has plans with China and Russia to attack iran, iraq and saudi arabia with bombs that kill people not destroy infrastructure and sieze the oil supply to stabilize the price at $140 a barrel, which is seen as the optimum pricing to meet global demand and promote investment in other alternative energies simultaneously. Posted By Smith, Washington D.C. : May 21, 2008 2:41 pm
$1000/barrel = $29.50/gal House of Dragons people, house of dragons. Posted By Al, Florida : May 21, 2008 2:45 pm
I have a complete view. I do believe that the barrel is going to 10$ over the next 5 years. Why? Have anyone here about the physics research based on the Lie groups. If these searchers are correct then we should be able to produce energy at extremely cheap level based on neutrinos. Posted By Thomas London UK : May 21, 2008 2:45 pm
I believe you. Bring it on. Posted By Joe in Kansas : May 21, 2008 2:48 pm
Um, that’s rather contradictory. If an average coop in NY or LA goes for $50 mil, then gas at $27 a gallon is dirt cheap. Nah, things can’t be that great. Posted By Abe, NYC : May 21, 2008 2:51 pm
You might as well add the prediction of WWIII. Before the U.S., China and Europe let themselves be raped into the 19th century, you’ll see them make a land grab for any country with oil. Don’t you think Venezuela with all that oil should be saved from Chavez? Posted By Twoslo, Asbury NJ : May 21, 2008 2:52 pm
All you have to do is google Peak Oil and everything you see around you starts making sense. Our entire population base is built on an irreplaceable, finite resource that must be at an extremely low cost for civilization to function. Once demand outstrips supply, as it nearly is now, that’s when the real fireworks happen. If you need it to live, is $1000/b too much? You can think of it like heart replacement surgery. If you have the money, you get the heart. If not, you probably die. Oil is as necessary to modern life as a heart is to you or I. Green energy is just a ridiculous red herring. Drilling more is a red herring too, because the easy oil is already gone. Those who are paying attention are preparing themselves for what is coming. For many it is already too late. Posted By Charles Rutherford, Nashville, TN : May 21, 2008 2:58 pm
I agree with Bing. What’s stopping it from going to $200 next month? And it doesn’t really matter how much Americans stop driving… until the planes stop flying, the military stops its thirsty habits, and China and India crash, demand will continue to escalate. My suggestion? We need a Do Not Drive or Fly Day once a week. Posted By KA, Atlanta GA : May 21, 2008 2:59 pm
Let’s say oil goes to $1000 and translates to $33 per gallon. May be that will necessitate Americans to live prudently. For too long we have relied too much of what we have gained in the past and borrowed even more from the future. With the republicans selling out our enviroment and the democrates spending like there is no tomorrow, I hope they both fall flat on their faces. Posted By Tomlin, Long Beach, CA : May 21, 2008 3:02 pm
Why is everyone in the instant graticfication generation so upset by this temporary inconvenience. Posted By Tom, Mazomanie WI : May 21, 2008 3:03 pm
Never mind $1000-a-barrel…It would only take a decade or two of current prices to cause these kinds of scenarios (take a look around if you don’t believe me). By the time oil trades for $1000, our grandchildren are going to be fighting Mad Max in the Thunderdome. We built a whole civilization on this stuff folks, a civilization that has NO FUTURE, and we had better come up with something new very soon if we want to continue anything that resembles the “American Dream.” Posted By Ted Brooklyn, NY : May 21, 2008 3:12 pm
Humankind survived before we used oil. We will survive after we stop using oil. Things will just look more like they used to. -more people will be farmers It won’t be the end of western civilization . . . well maybe it will be if everyone starts slingin’ nukes. Posted By Chad, Aurora, IL : May 21, 2008 3:21 pm
In reflecting on the “1974 OIL EMBARGO” and the price run-up of oil at that time, I recall a statement made by “RALPH NADER”: “THE WORLD IS DROWNING IN OIL”! Are the “MARKETS” so “INEPT” that they will manufacture oil consuming products in an enviornment that has “NO OIL?” to “CONSUME”? Ralph Nader, where are you? Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi. : May 21, 2008 3:24 pm
It’s misleading to say that “nobody knows what’s going to happen.” The realities of geological constraints on petroleum extraction have been known since Dr. M. King Hubbert presented his theory on the peak of oil production in 1956. Roughly the first half of the well is relatively easy to extract, with an increasing rate of production over time; the other half is more difficult to extract, with a decreasing rate of production over time. The bell curve for one well also describes the production rate of all wells combined. There is a growing consensus that we are now at or very near the peak of world oil production. After the peak (which will only last a couple of years), global oil production will decrease year after year, irregardless of demand, price or infrastructure. While $1000 oil won’t likely happen within the next two years, it probably will within the next ten. And many of the dire consequences noted in this blog entry will be realized. It is likely too late to avert the worst of this crisis. There was an opportunity thirty years ago, but it died a political death at the hands of greed, desire for luxury and want of ease. Only a universal spirit of self-discipline, moderation and conservation could have averted this disaster, but this spirit is rarely found in this age. Posted By Miles Smoljo, Toronto, ON : May 21, 2008 3:33 pm
The fault in your predictions is that we will have WWIII (or IV – who’s counting) if the price of oil reached $1000 by 2010. With drastically reduced world population, there will be drastically reduced demand. Posted By J, W, DC : May 21, 2008 4:09 pm
Life as we know it is over. I’m building a shelter in my basement, a garden in my backyard, and I’m collecting an arsenal of weapons to defend my home and family. I suggest the 30mm rapid fire automatic machine guns. I have 4. One on each corner of my home. Posted By Paul, Jackson, MS : May 21, 2008 4:11 pm
Today is a banner day on this blog. First, I love it when we all get together and trade paranoia and predictions of doom like this. But that’s not the real event to celebrate. Up until now, my favorite comment of all time was from a reader who wrote in simply to say “Your stupid.” The spelling is rendered as it was sent. But today’s missive from doc, who lives in Hebron, IL, trumps that gem, if only by a little bit: “I want back the four minutes it took to read this drivel… is the Bing Blog supposed to force open laughter?” Yes, Doc! It is! Thanks for writing! I wish you could see the smile on my face right now! Posted By Bing : May 21, 2008 4:31 pm
FWIW, my favorite alternative energy vehicle has an average speed of 15 mph on rolling hills, higher on the flats, and reaches 40+ mph down hills. I’m hoping to upgrade the engine over the next few months to up that average speed, since it will be nice riding weather. I love my bike. Posted By Jane, Mohnton, PA : May 21, 2008 4:39 pm
AWWW MAN! Posted By LUCY, ORLANDO FLA : May 21, 2008 4:40 pm
In Norway we’re already paying between $15 and $20 for a gallon of gas, and we’re driving just as much as ever before. You just have to learn to prioritize.. Posted By Sebastian, Oslo, NO : May 21, 2008 4:45 pm
$1000 barrel of oil? It’s possible.. But not with the scenario you point out. The cost of oil skyrockets because it’s demand is outstripped by it’s supply. The world produces less oil than it needs. In your scenario, the demand will drop dramatically. Nobody will drive or fly or live in the suburbs. With such a dramatic decrease in the demand, a glut of oil will ensue and the OPEC will have to lower it’s price before it runs out of places to store it. Also, hybrids are a mere bump in our forward progress. Alternative fuels are where it’s headed. CNG, Hydrogen, Electric. Those technologies will also lower our demand for oil without a detriment to our daily lives. Posted By Rob Joseph, Murrieta, CA : May 21, 2008 4:48 pm
Bing! You are such a trouble-maker! Your blog was a headline on CNNMoney and now look what you did… - Dow lost 227 points. I blame you! (Just kidding, and happy late birthday.) Posted By Jessie, Northern MN : May 21, 2008 4:56 pm
Is there a similarity between the “OIL EXECUTIVES” today and the “TOBACCO EXECUTIVES” of yesterday testifying before the “U.S. SENATE”? “BIG TOBACCO” relented with repentence! Can “BIG OIL” be the next “CARTEL” to relent and repent? Will “CONGRESS” lead its “CASH COW” (tax-payers) to pick up the “TAB” for “CORPORATE AMERICA’S” exploits like they did the “SAVINGS AND LOAN” debacle? Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi. : May 21, 2008 6:43 pm
Bing, Posted By Mar Catipay, Anaheim, CA : May 21, 2008 7:49 pm
Yes Bing…i do understand what you mean to say….and i think thats good…just kidding…. but i do hope that people do control their consumption of gasoline like in the U.S the ratio of cars to people is crazy 1:1 but in other developing countries have a 1:30 ratio. So I believe that US should control their spending. Posted By Rav, Makati : May 22, 2008 6:53 am
. YES, it CAN happen soon!!! so, start build NOW many alternative energy power plants!!! I’ve a suggestion to build CHEAPER amd much ENERGY-DENSE Wind Power Plants: http://www.gaetanomarano.it/articles/028energy.html . Posted By Gaetano Marano – Italy – NewSpaceAgency.com : May 22, 2008 7:52 am
All: What happens if China or Russia invades and seizes Iran or Saudi and takes over the oil for themselves, cutting off distribution to competing nations? And I don’t mean invade like we do, I mean invade like serious people with conquering on their minds without a lot of concern for hearts and minds. If we see the concerns of a Peak Oil scenario – and heck, it’s on the front page of the WSJ today (5-22) – then you know Russia and China see it. They seem to have a heap more ruthlessness than we do, and it might be that ruthlessness is what would be needed. Oil peaks for all of us and then supply dwindles, but how long could China or Russia run if no one else got the oil? Seems like a real possibility to me. Posted By Mike, Philly : May 22, 2008 9:37 am
Soon we will be replacing the gold in Ft. Knox with barrels of oil. Posted By Dennis, Florida : May 22, 2008 10:27 am
Okay, and since our worthless “leaders” are still cashing in big, when we we launch the tax revolt and stop paying??? Posted By Jerry, Montville, Ohio : May 22, 2008 10:27 am
IRAQ…WILL be our 51st state. After all we’ve already paid for it! Posted By Bob, Melbourne, Fl. : May 22, 2008 10:37 am
We are getting all screwed and no one is doning a damn thing about it. When the President does nothing that should tell everybody to get a third job so he can buy another Mansion. Posted By Bruce,Gardiner, Maine : May 22, 2008 11:06 am
Is the handwriting on the wall? for those of us who can read-yes! We all need to downsize our consumption of petroleum products, not just gasoline. With an economy that is suffering we alos neeed to buy locally and put americans back to work, not just for today, but for our children. When you purchase something you need to be asking yourself what country it came from? and when you start complaining about what the government needs to do, you need to ask yourself why I bought the new Hyundai, Kia, Nissan, mitsubishi etc.. Its’ your money, what little there is. Save it, invest it and investigate where you spend it. America is fast becoming owned by other countries, where do you want your children to live now? Posted By Darryl Redmond Washington : May 22, 2008 11:10 am
will stop paying money for oil oil should be free Posted By Anonymous : May 22, 2008 11:25 am
THIS CAN HAPPEN IN REALITY GUYS………just that dollar will be worth a yen as of today and demand remains the same…..nobody cries in horror in japan when someone says “1000 yen a gallon “..it’s already there! Posted By maddy,Newyork : May 22, 2008 12:40 pm
THE END IS NEAR OHHH NO… yeah we will eventually go to war with them then the us and the rest of the world will use up all of the oil and still not have much of an alternative source to speak of.. Posted By charlie tifton georgia : May 22, 2008 1:06 pm
“We haven’t had a major extinction event in 65 million years; and it’s about time we gave natural selection a boost” Waitaminute Tom… you’re suggesting we off ourselves to solve the oil problem?… Posted By Rebecca, Philadelphia, PA : May 22, 2008 1:25 pm
1000 a barrel, Not gonna happen, the US economy will have collapsed long before that happens. 170 perhaps, maybe 190. 12 to 18 months before the end is in sight for even the most doubtful. Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : May 22, 2008 3:48 pm
I’m amazed we don’t have more dissenters chiming in.However I’m more concerned with our apparent NSA person speaking up and no one commenting on it. Has the US, Russia, and China really pre-arranged a deal for this? I find that hard to believe. Posted By WDM in Raleigh, NC : May 22, 2008 4:55 pm
I think that wells and fargo will soon be escorting tanker trucks to make their deliveries, either that or armed guards riding with the tanker trucks to prevent hijacking Posted By charlie tifton georgia : May 22, 2008 4:57 pm
I’m amazed we don’t have more dissenters chiming in.However I’m more concerned with our apparent NSA person speaking up and no one commenting on it. Has the US, Russia, and China really pre-arranged a deal for this? I find that hard to believe. Posted By WDM in Raleigh, NC : Not gonna happen, mister NSA has his head up his backside. Any military intervention by anybody would lead to total collapse of the world economy. Supply side economics has a new meaning for the world Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : May 22, 2008 5:47 pm
Here’s the real scenario,There is a supply and demand problem now and in the future,however speculation has driven the price per barrel up $40 to $50 dollars higher than should be.Oil may go up to who knows what but it will fall like most bubbles and eventualy settle back to the true supply demand market value. Posted By JC Hayward Ca : May 22, 2008 6:41 pm
If we don’t get control of the “greenies” and get to building many more coal fired generating plants NOW, then the lights will literally go out, homes in the greater Northeast will freeze-up and then all hell will break loose!! Posted By ross berg,syracuse,ny : May 22, 2008 6:57 pm
It’s not too late yet. We’ll go to school and study Petroleum Engineering. This will be the sector that will boom in the next century. Tell your kids, friends and relatives to take up this field in engineering. We might be able to convert sea water into gas. Who knows… what do you guys think …any scientist here? Posted By Mar Catipay, Anaheim, CA : May 22, 2008 7:48 pm
I hate to be the one to crash the doomsday party, but check out the link below. This is only one example of a number of companies that are currently working on advanced solar technology. Long before oil runs out, utility companies will be selling us enough electricity to maintain all of our needs. In the future, everything will run on electricity, and there will be enough oil left to use for other goods (anything made out of plastic, for example) for eons. Mankind is way too clever to run out of power. It’s not going to happen. Posted By Frank, West Point, California : May 22, 2008 7:54 pm
Oil for December 2016 delivery is trading at around $140pb at the moment. With your prediction the price would jump over 70 folds in the coming few months. Not to mention the rather large gap between your prediction and the direction of the market. So did you walk the talk and invest all your assests into oil stocks, contracts, futures and etfs? Nah, you just want a bit of attention, like all the other cloumnists. Posted By Sam, Manchester, Lancs : May 23, 2008 8:04 am
I’m going to disagree with one of your predictions because it conflicts with another. “There will be no food available that is not grown locally” is exactly why the countryside will not empty out. In fact, rural population will increase, as more people are forced back to a life off the land. Horses and other non-petroleum based modes of transportation are more practical in the country — you need a barn for those critters, and a food supply, and someplace to spread their manure. Behemoth tractors will go by the wayside, meaning that farms will either be smaller and more numerous, or more farmhands will be hired to raise and harvest crops/livestock. Country living also lends itself better to small-scale wind/solar/hydro power generation. As for those who remain in the city, they will have basically three options for transportation — walk, ride a bike, or electric-powered mass transit. Posted By Steve, Charleston, WV : May 23, 2008 10:40 am
Temporary solution? How many shares of Exxon would someone need to own to receive dividends enough to cover cost of gas at the pump as it rises??? ie. is there an algorhythm for this??? Posted By Just curious, NY, NY : May 23, 2008 10:51 am
Make that algorithm. Posted By JC, NY, NY : May 23, 2008 11:49 am
Everyone reading this page needs to go to http://lifeaftertheoilcrash.net . You will quickly learn that there are no alternative fuels that don’t take oil to make. We all need to wake up and take responsibility for our waistfull shortsighted habits. 1000 dollars a barrel is not neccessary to see the changes in which you speak of. When we are at 200 a barrel, our economy will have already colapsed. Don’t just reply to this blindly, go to the website I previously mentioned and look at the facts about oil, our economy and alternative fuel. Everything in your life has oil involved. The best alternative fuel I have personally seen was invented by Stan Meyer. Unfortunately, he was mysteriously killed in 1995. Posted By That Guy, Los Angeles, Ca : May 23, 2008 6:18 pm
I am so tried of the Fat Cat in Congress parading around in hearings acting like they are going to do something about high oil prices then going play golf with the oil industries leaders. If you aren’t going to do something the high price of oil, please stop insulting the American people and stop wasting our tax dollars, while subsubizing the oil industry. Posted By Anonymous : May 23, 2008 9:03 pm
DRILL THE ARCTIC!!! Posted By Anonymous, Oregon : May 25, 2008 10:39 am
It’s too late already — if it’s business as usual. The solution is two-pronged: radical conservation, to buy ourselves some time to develop a new energy economy, and bipartisan support fora 12-year energy plan whih includes massive, DARPA-style investment in energy R&D. The market is just too slow to go it alone. Coal isn’t a good answer. Supplies are more finite than most would lead us to believe, and the environmental and health damage it would cause is unthinkable. Time to get cracking. The clock is ticking. Posted By paperfrog : May 28, 2008 9:27 pm
I say what ever the price of gas is we should make the price the same for everything we sell them. Five doller gas, five dollar a pound corn, five dollar a pound soy beans, five dollar for anything that our country sells to them. Let um eat sand…. Posted By Kenneth Moree, N. Palm Beach,FL : June 15, 2008 10:21 pm
Why don´t you write about ocean power. There is all the electrical power anybody could wish for – at very reasonable prices. With this we can have unlimited hydrogen, to drive our cars and planes- much cheaper than uing oil and not polluting either. Posted By erikweiss@aon.at : June 16, 2008 12:48 pm
What’s going to happen when the US economy collapses?? I’ve always thought that our whole economy is based on cheap energy, period. If you haven’t read the book “Patroits” by James Wesley, Rawles (ISBN 13: 978-1-4257-3407-7), then you should. A novel about what’s in our near future when we can’t afford gas anymore. June 23 “While you were out” is right on. Posted By Bill Jones, Logan, UT. : June 18, 2008 10:47 pm
this is way more than I can text msg to my friends driving everywhwere talking on their cells. Posted By DocWild, Columbia, SC : June 21, 2008 11:07 am
I say BRING IT. I calculated I can still drive my Prius at $2000 a barrel. Here’s how I got there: There are 42 gallons in a barrel, so $2000/barrel is $47.60 per gallon. I get about 47.6 miles per gallon, so it would cost me $1/mile to drive around. If I carpool with 3 other people, this drops down to $.25/mile. THIS IS ALREADY WHAT STUPID SOLO SUV DRIVERS ARE PAYING TODAY. Gas here in California is $4.76/gallon, and the BEST (highway) mileage for those SUVs is 19 mpg – which (surprise!) is costing the driver $.25/mile. So, even with oil at $2000/barrel, I’d be able to get around with three car-poolers. And since they’d be leaving their (more guzzling) cars at home, all it would take for the world to get around at $2000/barrel is for the 75% of the population who have the least efficient cars to carpool with the 25% who have the most efficient cars. Now, as far as how to power the semi trucks that bring us food, medicine and everything else, well, we could convert them to run off of BIOgas (natural gas from landfills and wastewater facilities) – yep, we can run them on crap! Posted By Paul, Millbrae, CA : July 9, 2008 8:32 pm
Giving public assets as blackmail to big oil companies to get lower gas prices has never worked. Yet, republicans continue to insist that we should contine to give more public assets to big oil companies and wait for them to lower gas prices…eventually. How long do republicans want voters to continue playing “blackmail fool and high gas price victim” to big oil companies? Posted By Jerry Watson, Atlanta, GA : August 1, 2008 7:35 am
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Stanley Bing is a Fortune columnist and best-selling author of business books noted for their wisdom as well as their sharp, slightly acrid sense of humor. He is also the only writer on business and the workplace who still puts on a suit and tie and goes to do battle with the dragons that breathe fire at corporate America every day. This blog captures what remains of his brain after it has exploded in all other directions.
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Time for the crazies to come out onto the Bing Blog comment board!
Right-wingers, your line is “If those stupid hippies let us drill in Alaska, all our problems would be solved.”
Left-wingers, your line is “If those ignorant jerks bought hybrids and recycled, all our problems would be solved.”
Me, I just hope someday soon I’ll be able to pop into a Tesla or Wrightspeed dealership to buy my next car…