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I’m in the LA office today, a lot earlier than usual. Know why? I mean, not why I’m in LA because that’s none of your business, but why I’m in early? Because there was no traffic.

Let me say that again. There was no traffic. This is LA, and there was no traffic.

Those unfamiliar with LA may fail to appreciate the magnitude of that statement. Let me give you a few others that may equate:

  • I went to the supermarket and there was no pensioner in front of me on line with 10,000 coupons;
  • I sat in Coach the other day, and there was no crying baby spitting up right next to me;
  • I took a rush-hour subway in New York yesterday and a group of thugs got up to give an old lady a seat;
  • I went to a Paris boutique last week and they were very friendly in spite of the fact that I didn’t buy anything;
  • I had lunch at a midtown restaurant last Tuesday, and they didn’t offer me $16-per-bottle water five times until I finally relented and bought some;
  • I went to Las Vegas recently, and nobody commented on how the 115-degree heat didn’t matter because “it’s dry heat”;
  • On my last visit to Japan, nobody offered me their business card.

I rented a car at LAX and took the 10 into town. It was clear sailing the whole way. Yesterday, I went to the office and it took me ten minutes. There was a minor hangup at one traffic light. And then, this morning, I made a trip that used to take me an hour… in eight minutes. It was creepy. It was like the early scenes in an apocalyptic movie. The fluid road stretched out before me, and my rented Avalon cut through it like a hot shark through the overly warm Pacific. And now I’m here, with time to kill.

No traffic in LA. More people car pooling? Summer, and people working from home?

Thousands of cars owned by people who can no longer fuel them up?

Anyway you look at it, it’s good news. Unless, you know, it’s not. 




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My jaw is still hanging open. How is this possible? When I lived in So. Cal. and worked in L.A. a good day was still a 1 hr. drive to get to my desk. I can’t imagine clear sailing on the 10, much less the other phenomena that you’ve described.

Posted By C, Montclair, NJ : June 24, 2008 3:21 pm

No traffic in LA? Sounds like your cashing in all of that good karma.

Have you ever driven through the garment district after 10 pm on a weekday evening? I did that once while trying to find the Chinese theater for my wife. It’s hard to imagine any part of LA without people and cars.

Posted By Ivan, Washington, DC : June 24, 2008 3:53 pm

I have noticed the same lack of traffic in Houston TX lately. At first, I thought people were out of town on vacation after school was out for the summer. However, the lack of traffic has lingered, and after reading Bing’s note, I suspect that people are just not driving as much due to high gas prices.

Posted By Jim Sarp, Houston, TX : June 24, 2008 4:03 pm

Obviously your rented gas hog will incur an overage charge as you have now jinxed yourself and every other LA driver. The traffic gods of LA do not smile upon those who mock them…of course they will now cause you to forget your blackberry charger in your hotel room, break the A/C in your rental hog prior to your commute and now double your commute back to the airport to three hours…please let your LA readers know what day this will be so that we can plan our four hour commutes to Starbucks ahead of time.

Posted By David, Los Angeles, CA : June 24, 2008 5:13 pm

I had the same experience yesterday on the 405 freeway. My typical drive home to the South Bay from the Westside is an hour. It took me only 25 minutes. It was quite odd. No complaints from me until i have to go to the gas pump. But life is great with a 20 minute commute home.

Posted By Shaun, Los Angeles, CA : June 24, 2008 5:51 pm

In my opinion, the mystic apocalypse we’re falling deeper into is the “UNDERWORLD ECONOMY”.

More people may be working at home, but not legitamately, probably under the table.

The “BIBLE” portrays “SATAN” as chivalrously sinister: thugs being nice to an old lady on the subway?

Reduced overhead in the underworld economy follows: no SS tax, no witholding tax, no commuting, no rules, no boss, and casual dress; meanwhile, suck up unemployment, food stamps, and other public benefits offered.

End of the world? Maybe?

Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi. : June 24, 2008 7:09 pm

Lack of traffic is an indication that most people used to take trips they didn’t have to take in the first place.
The high cost of gas is finally smartening up people to the realities. Long over due medicine to oil addicted junkies.
We all have to get smarter when it comes to energy or end up sitting at home in the dark.

Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : June 25, 2008 3:05 am

“No traffic in L.A.” … there’s a string of words that I didn’t think I would ever see.

Someone check Revelations, just in case.

Posted By ghost, Denver CO : June 25, 2008 9:34 am

Still plenty of traffic in Boston . . .

Posted By Curmudgeon, Nashua NH : June 25, 2008 3:15 pm

My husband and I have noticed the same lack of traffic. A drive that normally took 35 minutes on a Sunday evening took 12. We returned from Laguna Beach Saturday evening (usually an hour and a half at that time) in exactly one hour. Amazing. Just like the “old days”

Posted By donna, Los Angeles, CA : June 30, 2008 12:17 pm

More and more people are working from home for more number of days per week. I have observed this in New Jersey area that the roads are less congested. I am sure many bosses woulod allow people working from when gasoline is selling for more that $4 per gallon. But let me add one more comment. High Gasoline prices and commodities prices is a bubble just like dot com bubble. May be few more months before it bursts.

Posted By Chandra Gadre, Bridgewater, NJ : July 1, 2008 8:17 pm

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Stanley Bing is a Fortune columnist and best-selling author of business books noted for their wisdom as well as their sharp, slightly acrid sense of humor. He is also the only writer on business and the workplace who still puts on a suit and tie and goes to do battle with the dragons that breathe fire at corporate America every day. This blog captures what remains of his brain after it has exploded in all other directions.
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