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There were two disasters in the past few days that produced images that both shocked and saddened. In both, a cataclysmic event swept down on people, washing away their homes, destroying their property, changing their lives forever. One was an act of God. The other was of our own creation. 

The first was Hurricane Ike, of course. You have to wonder why, after this kind of thing has happened so many times, there are still folks who stay put, cling to their homes, brave the elements, and are punished for it. It didn’t turn out as badly as the weather people said it would. The governor was relieved. But still. Your heart went out to the people of Galveston and Houston and all the other places once again dealt a bad hand by the inescapable elements. 

Contrariwise, this morning we awake to find that an equally terrible storm has swept away 25,000 jobs at Lehman Brothers (LEH) and will certainly threaten the lives and homes of 60,000 others at Merrill Lynch (MER). Our feelings are somewhat more mixed here, although certainly not for the people.

This hurricane was man made, fashioned out of stupidity, cupidity, and hubris. As far as this storm goes, it is possible that we are still in the middle of it, in the eye, maybe. WaMu (WM), AIG (AIG), and others are reportedly in the path of it. And nobody is relieved. Our hearts go out to the people of all these organizations, dealt a bad hand by the economic climate. But there’s something else there, too, amid the sorrow and the pity, for these organizations brought this down on themselves, and our feelings are different about that kind of thing. Lehman was leveraged, I believe, 30-1.

So on our grief, in our confusion and, yes, fear, there just might be a very small fire in our bellies that demands some kind of retribution, not only on Wall Street, which is after all just its demented and greedy self, but in Washington as well. 

Remind me. It seems unclear all of a sudden. Who’s been running the place recently?




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My God man, you were doing so well at making a great point and then you have to ruin your direction buy blaming wrong people for what can ONLY be described as PURE greed by those running the institutions.

Posted By DonB, Sequim, WA : September 15, 2008 11:14 am

Why, Bing, I’m surprised you don’t know!

The place was being run by business and political executives using many of the “Executricks” you’ve been telling us all about.

Seems the old human nature of wanting to avoid real accountability works better than anyone could ever have expected.

Posted By Eric Dewey, Portland, Oregon : September 15, 2008 11:49 am

I’m sorry, DonB. I persist in thinking that Wall Street is a subset of the much larger corporation of which we are all a part. I think Dwight D. Eisenhower sort of made the same point.

Posted By Bing : September 15, 2008 12:20 pm

Hello Bing. I think all the financials are simply on an unnstoppable meltdown. I don’t think the Dow will recovery its glorified high of 14000+ until 2023. We’re just going to have to be screwed until then it seems.

Posted By Josh, Tucson, Az : September 15, 2008 12:47 pm

It’s been put on a faulty auto-pilot.

Posted By Liberty, Seattle, Washington : September 15, 2008 12:52 pm

negative media…ALLLLLL the time. anything positive anymore is just a drop in the bucket.

Posted By Jessica, St. Cloud MN : September 15, 2008 1:50 pm

One of the most important things I learned while mostly sleeping though Economics was this …

“Leverage works both ways.”

Anyone who did not see this meltdown coming years ago is a fool.

I have sympathy for the rank and file at these firms who are now out of work in a tough market. I have no sympathy for the greed and dishonesty at the top of an industry that rewards taking imprudent risks with other people’s money.

Posted By Leeroy Shorted this Dog Jenkins : September 15, 2008 2:14 pm

Bing is correct. When you have all the players who engineered this mess, sitting in the same room with the Fed and Treasury heads (who apparently had their heads elsewhere while all of this was initially going on) discussing options, it looks bad.

How does the line go…? And the animals looked from the pigs to the men, and the men to the pigs, and could tell no difference?

Posted By Ryan, Stockton, CA : September 15, 2008 3:54 pm

Is it just me or does Richard Fuld look like the commander of an Imperial Star Destroyer?

Posted By Andy, Monto, MD : September 16, 2008 2:22 am

Bing…

All i gotta say is Glass-Stegall… its why we never trusted banks in the security business in the first place…

Now that the banks who can hardly handle peoples deposits in the first place now have to deal with the broken marriages of broker houses and financial companies like Lehman. It was better when banks had to go thru the back door to make these sort of “SIV” arrangements (better in that failures in the back door were isolated from the main bank and could be written off easier)

Now it worse because the only way for banks to get their money back is to continue to do what they have that lost them the $$ in the first place or cut such a large amount of losses by being ultra conserative that the economy will take a time machine back to 2000 (in size not growth rate).It is already getting “retro” if you look at the #’s. What we are seeing is the consequential “kills” from this policy change from a long time ago

Posted By Jim Jones, New York NY : September 16, 2008 11:35 am

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Stanley Bing is a Fortune columnist and best-selling author of business books noted for their wisdom as well as their sharp, slightly acrid sense of humor. He is also the only writer on business and the workplace who still puts on a suit and tie and goes to do battle with the dragons that breathe fire at corporate America every day. This blog captures what remains of his brain after it has exploded in all other directions.
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