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Wednesday, November 19, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Mike, it’s always a pleasure to hear from you. But sometimes it’s hard to see things clearly with so much blood in your eye. I sent my corporate lackeys and timorous sycophants out of the room. This is between you and me. First of all, this ”corporate America” that’s on a different plane that “Main Street America” is a myth. I have worked in theaters, as a cab driver, in small companies, large corporations and mega-watt global behemoths, and they are all the same. They are people working for a living. And in one and all, it’s the most dysfunctional that run the place. Whatever the gig, we work, we try to enjoy our jobs, and we go home. Guess where our homes are? Main Street. Secondly, I come from Illinois. So I don’t want to hear a lot of pompous, self-aggrandizing bushwah about middle America, either. We all live here. We are all Americans. None of us are more American than any others. We are all equally American. Let’s move on. I understand that you need to see people like me, because I sometimes wear a tie and work in an office, as rich, shallow mofos who deserve to be pilloried, in order to keep on feeling that righteous anger of yours. But in my opinion you’d do better to see all of us (except the very rich and unsuccessful putzes who whipped up this soggy mess) as citizens of the same troubled system. Everybody I know is very nervous about their jobs. Nobody I know has a pension. We worry about our stock price, and our families, and our friends, and what the hell is going to happen to us if the big companies that provide so many people with jobs aren’t helped out right now. We don’t sympathize with the idiots who have gotten us all into such trouble. And we certainly don’t want THEM to benefit from any assistance that is given to these failing auto makers, banks, insurance companies, whatever. We just don’t want the entire ship to sink, taking the lives of all on board, because the captain and his crew are dolts, numbskulls and screw-ups, or because politicians, responding to the anger of their constituents, continue to follow instead of lead. Take the miscreants out behind the barn! Line them up against the wall! Pepper them with heat-seeking projectiles! But when you’re done with that satisfying exercise, let’s try to save the American auto industry, the banks where we keep our money, and probably the mortgages of all those people who believed they could buy a home with no money down because a greedy guy in a suit told them they could. Personally, at this point I’m not a big believer in the “free market” approach. It seems to benefit the guys in charge of the marketplace. And that’s not us. And by “us” I mean we, the people. And by the way: MY 401K blows, too. Thanks for writing, Mike. Say hi to Spokane. Hi Bing, nice post. But I can sympathize with Mike. Not that I think you’re wrong, but if you only make, say, ten bucks an hour, the situation is different than if you bring home 100,000 a year. You may both be feeling the pinch, but Mr. Ten Bucks is going to feel it harder and faster than the other guy. And he’s gonna be real pissed about it. But my opinion doesn’t matter anyway, since I don’t live in the ‘real America’. Posted By Gwen, Washington DC : November 19, 2008 2:00 pm
Well I told Mike to take a chill pill on the last blog. I believe people can get their points across without spewing acidic smart ass meant to dig, with it. Thanks for the comeback. I’m sure the view is better from the high road. Posted By Jessica St. Cloud MN : November 19, 2008 2:07 pm
Well said, Bingster. The comment about your 401K blowing was profound and eloquent. *smile* Posted By Joanna, Los Angeles, CA : November 19, 2008 2:10 pm
Gwen – 10K or 100K, it does not matter. I have been both (actually, way below 10k once.) I was also one of the unwashed in the military (Navy – enlisted). My opinions have not changed and I am no less in fear of this economy then you and the other Mike (I am a Mike too). Hey Bing…the “Victory at Sea” title is a good one…it angered me at first but rang true when I caught your reference. Great propoganda that ignored that absolute carnage that was going on. Let me go look at my 401K…all that GE stock I get as a 401K match sure seems to be trending one way! Posted By Other Mike, Houston : November 19, 2008 2:23 pm
To further reinforce Josh’s comment about even the billionaires feeling it, a little market research will quickly confirm that quite a few well-heeled and allegedly brilliant financial investors have lost very large percentages of their respective net worths. Can they still afford a Starbucks latte while Mr. Ten Bucks is drinking cafeteria stuff? Sure. But it is relative, we’re all in it together, and – while the blog today is about America’s common plight – it’s worldwide (which will affect us all in various ways before it’s all said and done. Spokane’s a nice place, but the rest of us have a point of view too, Mike, and we aren’t all mad at everyone in the upper end of the income bracket. Posted By The Other Stan, Savannah, GA : November 19, 2008 3:05 pm
Bing, I completely agree that Wall St and Main St are inseparable and will remain that way. And I agree that we all have the same worries. But, just for a second, let’s try to remember that no matter how much money we make, our race or creed, or where we come from, we all have to deal with the same, single fundamental truth with respect to our financial lives: People are responsible for their own actions. Over-leveraged banks, an auto industry that pays less skilled workers a ton of money and benefits to produce vehicles of lower quality than their Japanese counterparts, and yes, finally, Joe Blow who took out a mortgage he couldn’t afford. I could go on. How much money do Americans save these days? How much credit card debt do they have? How do they prepare THEMSELVES for retirement? The answers are not much (or none), too much, and very poorly (if at all). I, for one, am looking forward to sleeping in the bed I’m making. Are you? Posted By Josh, Huntsville, AL : November 19, 2008 3:37 pm
Let him blog in line with the rest of us. Sheesh. Instead of devoting a column to him, maybe just schedule an Ultimate Fighting Championship or Celebrity Death Match against him. Never take anything so personally from someone named Mike. Posted By Mike Jackson – Austin, Texas : November 19, 2008 3:38 pm
Sorry for the long subject with no predicate in paragraph 2. I got a telephone call from the AL center for colon health. It was a wrong number, but you can appreciate my nervousness. Anyway, those industries and people have their own bad business models to thank, no one else. Posted By Josh, Huntsville, AL : November 19, 2008 3:40 pm
Other Stan – I agree – mostly. I guess I think its all only ‘relative’ until the whole thing collapses; which may or may not happen. At that point, I figure we are all equally screwed, it just took longer for some to get there than others. Posted By Gwen, Washington DC : November 19, 2008 3:44 pm
Mmyes, it’s been rough. Billionaires like myself are doing so-so. I’ve been selling short all morning. The hedge fund I manage (for net worth > $1bn) will only hit 33% return for ‘08. It has been tough for me. My biggest personal problem at the moment is finding reliable lackeys to send to foreclosure auctions on my behalf. Americans are too slow and lazy! That’s why I only hire illegals. Cheers. I’m off to the Caymans for the weekend. Posted By James William Bottomtooth, Manhattan Beach : November 19, 2008 4:03 pm
Excuse me, but might not all these references to ‘corporate America,’ ‘Main Street America,’ ‘middle America,’ ‘we’re all Americans,’ just a tad myopic? It may be true that the unprecedented disintegration of American credit has triggered this crisis that resembles watching the the World Trade Center come down in slow motion. Except it’s not the World Trade Center, it’s world trade. Lately it has propelled the G8 into a G20. Who knows – could it ultimately land on the table of the UN? An exaggeration? Possibly, but not as much as the other end of the spectrum – that the crisis is owned by the USA. Posted By Ed, Montreal : November 19, 2008 4:09 pm
If you are poorer today than yesterday, stop complaining. Money was never going to solve your problems anyway. Just concentrate on loving yourself and those around you. I have dedicated my life to protecting and helping less fortunate people who work hard but never get ahead. I believe that it is time for Americans to stop worrying about health care, retirement accounts, mortgage payments, credit scores, education, and other “necessities”. Other people in this world get by on much less and are a great deal happier. Do I have lowered expectations? Yes. Do I have lower stress and anxiety? Yes. The extra work used to accumulate a “secure future” is all for naught in the end. The people in charge will always find a way to take from those who work hard and save. You either have to be a scoundrel or stop caring. Being middle class is not wise or smart these days. Nobody that I know who is middle class is happy. Only the extremely rich who are safe or the extremely poor who have lost nothing are happy. Posted By Yadgyu, Harkeyville, TX : November 19, 2008 4:11 pm
Hey Stash, Modern day complexities in our country make me wonder about many of them; but, I will just mention one in this Bing blog. In the City of Guadalajara, Mexico, I understand that there are some 50,000 U.S. Citizens living there. My wondering leads me to this question: Do these people come back to the U.S. to vote, or, do they send their dollars/pesos back to do the voting for them? Wondering just wondering….. Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi. : November 19, 2008 6:26 pm
Bing: I believe in civility at all times. I hope your earlier post on qualities of a good President will show through in the coming months; no matter how we voted, we all need to pull together for this one and in this spirit I agree with this post. I also appreciate both your and Mike’s honesty; I’ll take honest anger over dishonest subterfuge anyday. But if you think we are going to get through this as a nation solely on the basis of a rallying cry I think we’re going to find it a tough row to hoe. I can immediately think of three reasons why Main Street doesn’t see Wall Street as one of its own: 1) It’s a fact and no longer debatable that income inequality has risen markedly in this country. The OECD’s study of the mid-1980s till the mid-2000s show the US #4 in terms of rising inequality among rich countries (behind New Zealand, Finland and Portugal). Source: The Economist, 11/1/08. 2) Detroit’s Big Three arriving in DC on private jets won’t make Detroit feel like we’re all in this together. Kudos to ABC News for being sensitive enough to pick this up. 3) There’s a large media company that reported $267mn in operating earnings for 3Q08 but then said net losses were -$12.7bn! Net losses amounted to 37 quarters (nine years) of operating earnings if you used the # from 3Q07 as a base. To Main Street, what is that supposed to mean and how can anybody believe this? Posted By Cliff Tan, Saratoga, CA : November 19, 2008 7:14 pm
Cliff, I get your point. But you need to see the difference between a real loss and a non-cash charge against goodwill. Posted By Bing : November 19, 2008 7:39 pm
Bing: Thanks for the rapid (and comparatively gentle) response. I’m a former Wall Streeter but I don’t mind the gentle chiding about how to read earnings #s. But rather than debating back with minutiae and to make my original comment perfectly clear, the three immediate examples I laid out (and I’m sure there are other facets that can and should be added to this debate) speak to: 1) How much more can you squeeze out of workers? As a former Wall Streeter I’m trying to see how things look from Main Street. Goodwill is created via a divestiture. It’s going to be written off over time but it was also supposed to reflect all the value that captains of industry supposedly created in the 1990s. Now it’s gone in a puff. What’s the man on Main Street going to think about this and how will he view future earnings? So point 3 is about honesty and trust. If you ask anyone on Wall Street these days, they’ll say no one trusts anyone else. I’ve often wondered what the social costs might be one day of all of us fudging here and there as we think we need to to get ahead in business. Maybe we’re seeing a little of that answer now. Posted By Cliff Tan, Saratoga, CA : November 19, 2008 8:24 pm
Great post and comments here. To me the part that we can’t get away from is that we’re all on the same boat in the middle of a very troubled ocean — Bing your point exactly in the key paragraph up there — and having firefights with each other is dangerous. We have to worry about not sinking and getting ourselves safe before we fight with each other about who’s to blame. And meanwhile we’re still drifting without anybody steering. Jeez I wish the inauguration was tomorrow instead of two months from now. Posted By Tim Berry : November 19, 2008 10:43 pm
Ok Bing, I now acknowledge your previously undivulged proletarian street cred….as long as those weren’t mostly college jobs mandated by your parents so you could develop some practical sense about money. (And, by the way, being termed ‘articulate’ by a writer of your stature will always be one of my most treasured memories). I have no wish to see the financial ‘miscreants’ lined up against a wall, Saint Valentine’s Day style (though a daily parade of suits doing perp walks would bring much needed mirth to a lot of financially suffering souls right now). The real thrust of my concern is how do we keep their filthy snouts out of the mammoth amounts of tax-payer money being made available by desperate legistors and regulators (most ladled directly into their troughs with little of the intended benefits being realized)? Is rewarding their swinish behavior essential to maintain our own survival? The delightful argument that we are ‘all in this together’ is patently absurd. When the big boys are rolling around in their ill-gotten fortunes, they have not the slightest concern about the welfare of the masses (their social Darwinist souls have spent decades relishing and proclaming their inherent self-reliant superiority), but let a few million of their wealth evaporate, and they’re at government’s door begging for hand-outs ‘because they’re too big to fail’. Over the years they’ve been quite happy laying off workers in the quest for higher stock value, while justifying obscenely high CEO compensation to worker wage ratios. So I don’t want to hear any of that ‘we’re all Americans’ bushwah (cool term I’ve not heard much recently but must use more often). It’s good to be considered part of the team, but when you’re standing in swamp, muck up to your chin, while the handsome corporate captains rally the troops, it rapidly loses its allure. They know they have us by the short-ones, and that timid reason will support ‘not throwing the baby out with the bathwater’. However, they may not realize that real and pervasive societal anger is growing, and becoming increasingly entrenched. The public, probably despite its own larger best interests, will eventually lose patience with their threats. Posted By Mike, Spokane, WA : November 19, 2008 10:49 pm
Bing – As you say we are all suffering and all the 401Ks blow. I have bittersweet memories of that 14.50 EUR Scotch and Soda I had in Rome at Harry’s bar when this all came down in September as I’ll probably never get to do that again. I guess what’s really disappointing given the resources and brilliance the top execs currently receiving/requesting help have at their fingertips is that they don’t have the sense to, at a minimum, think about how they can sell this necessity to America. They must have incredible marketing staff/contractors that should have stepped up to ensure success. Some ideas that seem obvious: 1)Appear to be frugal and take some hits – market the announcements of the bonus/salary cuts/sale of corporate jets/cancelled junkets/use of telecommuting. 2)Apply all possible strategies to appear frugal …but they did not. That is what makes me beyond angry – it scares me that these guys are really that dumb. It calls for action. In the normal free-market world it is when their HR angel of death, and the board, with shareholder support,arrive to quietly and calmly apply the corporate guilotine for these folks. No anger, no blood, no golden parachutes-just a simple adios as has been served up many a time for many of their comrades/subordinates. Bring in someone new who America will rally behind and fund. Simple stuff. Posted By AC, Portland, OR : November 20, 2008 12:53 am
I know first hand that Bing is interested in average Americans. About 12 years ago I wrote him a note telling him how much I loved his column and asking for advice about a career choice. To my surprise he wrote me back and forwarded my email to a senior executive at CBS. This executive actually contacted me and we had several very helpful discussions about careers and business. I am appreciative for Bing’s interest in the average person looking to make advances. He had not a clue of who I was. He was merely responding to my varied experiences and desire to make a mark. Thank you. Posted By Judith Ellis Detroit, MI : November 20, 2008 1:22 am
RE “Jeez I wish the inauguration was tomorrow instead of two months from now.” Yeah, better get the big event in before the Kool Aid wears off. This mess didn’t occur overnight, and it won’t get cleaned up overnight, and Obama, though I wsih him well, is not god. Posted By Leeroy : November 20, 2008 12:57 pm
Bing, you always make me think. Even when you must respond to tirades, you entertain me. I owe you my appreciation. This column cleared some air, didn’t it? I just spent three days doing heavy problem-solving at a major global customer site in NY. As I signed in on Tuesday, they were walking people out — people that they had just laid off that morning. The people had tears in their eyes. The receptionist, who is paid to be upbeat and chipper, was watching her friends losing their incomes and jobs. We exchanged understanding looks, and that was the most we could do. Main Street took another hit from the global industrial complex, and I had a hard time shaking off the gloom. Posted By Bill, Laurel, MD : November 20, 2008 6:59 pm
of mike from spokane now i am getting ticked. we are all americans and we are all in this together AGAINST the fat cats who are looking for a bailout from this mess. And you can’t look at GM by its head, you have to look at the whole company. the head exec of gm will pull in 6 million, which although pathetic and lame, it is not the heart of the problem losing gm. 1.5 MILLION JOBS is the problem. If that happens your already crappy situation is going to get a whole lot worse. We need to keep the blood running for america’s job force. I don’t want any of these people vying for my job, i want them to keep theirs. EVERYONE is affected whether you like it or not. and a side note to this anti-union talk, the unions did not create this crisis high gas prices combined with stupid engineering did. Fire the gm engineers and ceo and put in people who are green friendly. Posted By Josh, Tucson, Az : November 21, 2008 11:35 am
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Stanley Bing is a Fortune columnist and best-selling author of business books noted for their wisdom as well as their sharp, slightly acrid sense of humor. He is also the only writer on business and the workplace who still puts on a suit and tie and goes to do battle with the dragons that breathe fire at corporate America every day. This blog captures what remains of his brain after it has exploded in all other directions.
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Everybody who is not a billionaire is negatively affected. And even the billionaires are sweating it. This is not a class war, this is an all american crisis.