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rodThere’s an interesting psychological analysis of Rod Blagojevich in today’s NY Times. In it lies a case study of which we should all be aware, with implications for each and every person who still has the privilege of going to a job each day and working for a person who, for better or worse, they call their boss.

For a long time, we have known certain things about the people we work for:

  • As all people are, they are bent and warped in certain ways unique to their characters, with each individual sporting warts, zits and lumps all his own;
  • Common personality traits of bosses include narcissism, anger, inability to concentrate on details, failures in compassion and empathy, grandiosity and, in later stages, delusion, addiction and career death;
  • In good times, these characteristics are often modified by the overall positive mood of the operating environment;
  • In bad times, the warts grow hairs and sprout like tumors from the head of the beast.

These are not good times. Hence the usefulness of any investigation into the kind of decomposition we might come to expect from those we serve.

Some aspects of Blagojevich’s character, according to the Times:

  • A person he worked with told him his stepfather had just suffered a stroke. Blagojevich expressed momentary regret, then went on to ask whether the man’s family could contribute money to the campaign. Lack of empathy.
  • He was obsessed with his own personal brush from Paul Mitchell, which he referred to as “the football,” a reference to the bomb codes always within reach of the president in case of nuclear attack. This might have been funny at one point. Even narcissists make fun of themselves when they’re feeling particularly flush.
  • Even as his world started unraveling in the last few weeks, Rod can still be heard on tapes speaking about his ambition to run for president, perhaps in 2016. Who knows? With that kind of grandiosity he just might make it.
  • He also reportedly had a lot of trouble showing up, being on time, dealing with the actual details of business, while demanding perfection from others. I read that as depression and anxiety, which I know a little something about from, you know, personal experience.

So… how do things look around you? The economy is throwing off blue smoke and headed for the side of the mountain. Heads aren’t just rolling, they’re flying through the air like cannon balls. People are talking about more of the same until 2010.

Every day another former captain of industry explodes into criminal malfeasance, in what seems to me like the most massive collapse of leadership in all aspects of public life since… what… Grant?

How’s your boss bearing up? Look for the signs. And be prepared, fellow Scouts. Keep those matches dry, and your own personal compass in good working order. It’s a long way out of these woods.




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I have just obtained a new boss from a new company, and its a brand new day! I got fired from my roadside assistance job and now i am in the convenience store business…much more stable in theses times. I worked for GM and Chrysler Roadside assistance, and I wonder why they fired me lol? Even Corky can answer that one. My new boss seems like a cool no non sense kind of guy, a little stern but a good listener. He couldn’t stop bragging about how much more stable convenient stores were compared to other jobs, and I made myself look good by pointing it out before he actually started bragging about it. We’ll see though.

Posted By Josh, Tucson, Az : December 15, 2008 12:49 pm

yes indeed, this is like a carbon copy of my boss. fortunately this personality type is relatively rare in flyover country, so we all just sit back and enjoy the show (it does help to have a hefty savings account just in case…)

Posted By jane doe, boulder, CO : December 15, 2008 1:25 pm

…and you know the stifled state agency employees were thinking they were all about to get at least a little relief with him hiding out at home, but no, he keeps showing up for work.

Posted By Mike Jackson – Austin, Texas : December 15, 2008 1:25 pm

Josh in Tucson: you and your boss are probably still in the “honeymoon” stage, give him a little time, Bing is right, I have a boss and I’m also the boss of others and, at a times, it is a difficult, sometimes dark, more often lonely, road to travel, specially on bad times like this, no excuse though, to unethical, unmoral, behaviour, crooks are born, not made.

Posted By Isaac, Culver City Ca. : December 15, 2008 1:45 pm

My boss is being particularly nice to me lately, which means that a severe, uncontrolled, public blow-up is imminent. One thing almost always follows the other quite directly.

I keep him at arm’s length, or much longer. Several times a week I make it a point to walk the other way if I see him in the hall. Seems to help him understand that we are not close buddies. Right now he is in Europe, so I’m getting lots of useful work done, as defined by our paying customers.

My boss is the reason that I bought two of Bing’s books about Crazy Bosses. I thought I was alone in this mess. Now I realize we all suffer with it to some degree.

Bing, how is your boss?

Posted By Bill, Laurel, MD : December 15, 2008 4:51 pm

The only Boss I have is myself and at times he can be demanding and a bit unrealistic. I would quit him but he needs me.

As for Rod; his type, is fairly common, demanding and self serving, always blaming others for his ineptitude, while walking around like the world owes him a living.

When that type falls, I generally like to have some broken glass in place for him to land on.

Good bosses do exist, but like the unicorn, we all talk about them but few have ever seen one.

Hang on everybody, this rollercoaster ride just got started, do you think Madorf is the only snake in the wallstreet jungle.

Bottom line every person who worked hard and saved his money is gonna wish he had drank beer, smoked dope and done something else with it besides proping up these ingrates.

Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : December 15, 2008 6:40 pm

The economy, when robust, is like a pristine resevoir gleaming in the sun surrounded by tall green pines. The aura of complacency shrouding the entire scene.

As life goes on, deposits of trash slinkingly find their way under the cover of the calm blue surface of the resevior.

When the depression-earthquake cracks the the resevoir, the pristine watery cover disappears, leaving the stench and sins of the complacent caretakers exposed.

Perpetrators riding their schemes, spewing blue smoke, into the side of a mountain manage to find religion quick.

Perpetrators riding the economy’s failed ponzi schemes to jail, also, manage to find religion quick.

As our economic-resevior slips away; the decaying remnants of the 20th century are reduced to landfill.

I’m in total amazement of what schemes might become exposed by the year 2010.

Posted By Bob Shelby Twp. Mi. : December 15, 2008 9:06 pm

There’s an old Marine saying, “No better friend, and no worse enemy” that has guided my long term relationships with a lifetime of bosses (and have hopefully provided perspective in my treatment of subordinates).

If a boss had generally treated me decently, especially under stressful circumstances, I have been loyal to a fault, but have never taken sustained abuse lightly.

Am I stupid enough to be directly oppositional? That way is the path to self-destruction. Cranky, sh*t-headed bosses are always busy sowing the seeds of their own destruction; sometimes, if you’re patient, you can have the pleasure of kicking the chair out from under them shortly after they’ve placed the noose around their own neck. ‘Tis a pleasure finer than any Christmas present.

Posted By Mike, Spokane, WA : December 15, 2008 11:45 pm

Interesting articles. Thanks.

Posted By Doug Chase, Duvall, WA : December 16, 2008 2:08 am

Alas, looking to 2010 for an upswing is way early according to historical patterns.

The compass is pointing to simplifying the lifestyle, paying off debt, cutting out frivolous spending, and for those to whom money is God, finding a better religion.

Instead of a flat screen TV I’m thinking of buying a guide book to edible berries and mushrooms. As you say, it’s a long way out of these woods.

Posted By Ed, Montreal : December 16, 2008 9:21 am

Ed,

Buy canned foods and GUNS!!!!! (maybe a book on wilderness survival)

My experience is that managers (the PC term for’Boss’)spend more time managing up. Meaningful interaction with their employees only happens when they look foolish to their superiors which by default means these interactions aren’t always good …

Posted By Bob, Raritan New jersey : December 16, 2008 10:28 am

I have noticed a few more digs at my expense coming from all directions from the executive floor. We are in uncertain times at my company and I have been tapped to come up with a game plan. This has given me more exposure to the big big executives that I think may be the root of the evil. I get the feeling they believe I have a bulls**t job. I don’t necessarily enjoy ALL aspects of my job, but it’s MY job and if I don’t take it serious, who will? Any hoot, one aspect of MY job has come to be a hot topic and I just so happen to have made enough predictions (screaming and kicking) throughout the year that have come to fruition.

I’ve said it before but Mike from Spokane; you REALLY need to write greeting cards…if not candy grams.

Posted By David, Los Angeles CA : December 16, 2008 10:45 am

A final comment, David. They most likely don’t really think you have a bullsh*t job….they’re undoubtedly apprehensive that you will bring their own bullsh*t jobs to light. Hone their fear….be respectful, but circumspect (it doesn’t really matter that you are being circumspect about nothing….they’ve based most of their careers on ‘nothing’ more than on trying to figure out which way the wind blows out of their boss’s a**). Your pleasant attitude of subdued self-confidence will feed their apprehension.

A really decent young wolf will decide which of the old pack could become valued allies before tearing into the more despicable seniors’ hamstrings. Reveal nothing. Remember, they are still dangerous until you hear a distinct corporate death rattle. Just a thought from the dark side.

Posted By Mike, Spokane, WA : December 16, 2008 10:37 pm

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