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attack birdSilicon Alley Insider is reportingthat very soon Twitter will be able to deliver the precise geographical location of every twit who’s tweeting. It makes sense. Many people tweet from implements that have some GPS feature built in. It’s not hard to see how the right software could deliver precise whereabouts of each individual twitterer. This information might not be evident to recipients of the precious information that Lenny is about to take a shower. But Twitter Central will know. 

I don’t know about you, but that seems to me to be one less reason to tweet. I think this places me well outside the digital mainstream. Most people on the leading edge of personal communications don’t appear to care. We already have cell phones that can tell anybody with the proper equipment where we are and we don’t think much of it. Now there will be a private company with high book value and absolutely no earnings that will be able to market our locations as well. 

Proof of this attitudinal shift may be seen in the jolly tone of Dan Frommer’s report in the Alley. He writes: 

Twitter has already built a great service to track what people are saying in real-time. But knowing where they’re saying it could be even more valuable. So as Twitter continues to build out its product, adding location data to tweets will be an important move.

The good news is that Twitter seems to be moving in that direction. For instance, the company has recently hired a new member for its platform team with a background in location services: Ryan Sarver, who most recently worked at Boston-based Skyhook Wireless. That’s the company whose wi-fi-based location service powers Apple’s iPod touch and helps out on the iPhone, among other gadgets.

  Funny, isn’t it? One man’s paranoid nightmare is another man’s exciting new development.




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I agree with you. Why should/would Twitter Central care about where I am as I tweet? Unless someone reads my tweets and knows where I am can they possibly market to me. Even then, what is the likelihood of someone reading and/or clicking a advertisement.

If they roll out such a service, it will definitely cause individuals to use pseudonyms and be more careful about giving out location and personal information. Granted there is a portion of the population that won’t care but it sounds to me like “Big Brother”.

It’s a really bad idea. Assuming that this is designed as a revenue generator, it will fail like most internet based advertising. They should just charge for the service instead.

Posted By Lamont, New York, NY : June 2, 2009 10:24 am

Yet another vestige of plausible deniability just flew out the window.

Posted By Steve, Charleston, WV : June 2, 2009 10:31 am

Don’t worry about loss of privacy due to the increased capabilities of our tech tools. Soon they’ll be offering us a privacy option as an advanced, innovative, and highly practical feature, for an extra charge.

Posted By Ed, Montreal : June 2, 2009 10:38 am

I agree with you Bing. Since I don’t care if a total stranger goes to the movies, I won’t read the tweets. If they follow us around with their new technology, that’s an even better reason not to start.

You have a real reason to worry about people following you… They are probably after those cigars.

Posted By Jim, Winston-Salem, NC : June 2, 2009 10:54 am

Why is it that the more data you give the better the outcome? Apply this to the twitter location GPS whatever, and you have more data… Demographic? Yeah more demographic data on users which creates a pool which then creates a sample, then can be used as an marketing spring board to create a new product that blocks the twit’s ability to be tracked. Then once that is done we will create a progam with advance algorythmes that can conteract the twit block, and unblock the twit’s block on twitter who can then get more demographic data to sell to another party for another product to sell to the Twitees. I think I toungue tied now. I will try the Punch Bing. Thanks.

Posted By Boston you’re my home, BOSTON, MA : June 2, 2009 10:59 am

Chances are.. that Osama Bin laden will never be a tweeter…Bummer I was so..looking forward to hearing from him…perhaps he will show up..

Posted By Jack Hammond Canada : June 2, 2009 11:29 am

Having been an engineer once, I can see the old theme playing out “Technology for technology’s sake”. In the business world (where I now live), you get all of these CONCEPTS that truly are worthless..such as companies focusing on CORE COMPETENCIES and OUTSOURCING everything else…so much good that has done our economy…
Who really cares where someone else is? If I want to know where you are, I simply ask you. If you don’t tell me, then I shouldn’t know. I see this as invasion of privacy. I also see it as creativity and innovation having abandoned us as a people. There are no more great leaps or advances in science and technology as were in the past. All we seem to do these days is recycle old ideas woven in new clothing. Sooner or later, the little kid will rise up and to everyone’s dismay, yell “The Emperor has NO CLOTHES”…and then we’ll all realize how blinded we have been

Posted By Mahagwa, Los Angeles, CA : June 2, 2009 11:48 am

I have a feeling this will be short lived, once a stalker or ex does something truly awful, such as killing someone after trailing them with the service lawsuits will abound and these services will be questioned. The only thing I wonder is how long it will take.

Posted By Mia – Charlotte, NC : June 2, 2009 12:20 pm

Better yet, a service that lets you spoof locations … the high-tech version of those little $9.95 noisemakers you could use to make it sound like you were at an airport or whatever when you made a call from the payphone outside the bar.

I suspect it will be easily hackable.

“Hi honey, I’m still at the office working late …” bwahahaha

Spoofa-Tweet: Tell us where you WANT to be!

Posted By Leeroy P. Jenkins:Sitting in a beach:Drinking beer:Dominica:West Indies : June 2, 2009 12:35 pm

I see a business opportunity here for a “designated Twitter”. Can’t you just hear it now in a courtoom “but your honor, I could not have robbed that bank because my twitter says I was in church”

Posted By Jake, Portland OR : June 2, 2009 1:15 pm

Smacks of big brother to me.

Posted By Jessica, St. Cloud, MN : June 2, 2009 2:47 pm

This must be a sign of my own encrotching senility.

The only tweeting I want to hear comes from real birds, but every generation has its equivilent to quadraphonic sound.

As for the privacy issues, what privacy?

Posted By Paul, Miami, Fl. : June 2, 2009 3:06 pm

A friend of mine used to be a pharma sales rep. His company made him call in from pay phones from within his territory daily, to make sure the reps were actually out in the field selling.

My buddy was good at what he did, so he only actually visited doc’s a couple of days a week (and played a LOT of golf the rest of the time). However, he still had to drive out to his territory and call in daily.

I wonder what would happen with this new Twitter functionality and constant monitoring? My buddy would probably have to pay someone to drive his cell phone around in their car while he golfed. Or better yet, it could be a new “green” job, in which a 20-something English major could ride around on his/her bicycle twittering from your phone.

Big economies of scale, with each hipster easily carrying around 20 or 30 cell phones.

Posted By ChicagoSail, Chicago IL : June 2, 2009 5:31 pm

Bing,

If Twitter thinks it can make money
from this,it will. Even if customers pay $100 per month for the service(?), Twitter will still sell the locations if they can make an extra buck on top of that.

Posted By John, Los Angeles, CA : June 2, 2009 5:43 pm

OMG. Wchg me? Bg Bro? No Twtr.

Posted By Bill, Laurel, MD : June 2, 2009 8:11 pm

Am I crazy or normal? I don’t twitter or tweet, nor do I digg, text, sext, call forward, or call waiting. I dont facebook, myspace, you tube or linkedin. No I-POD, no I-phone, bluetooth, blackberry nope: none of the above. I got my first cell phone 3 years ago – a plain vanila phone. Kindle boo hiss. I dont watch movies on my computer.I dont download music. I actually use CASH. I tried the MS Bing search once, double boo hiss.I don’t know, am I the crazy one or just an old geezer?

Posted By Steve Bangalore : June 3, 2009 4:46 am

With all these new fangled appliances corrupting this world we live in, we can’t even be like mushrooms anymore: kept in the dark and fed bullshit, damn!

Posted By Bob, Michigan : June 3, 2009 9:58 am

It’s only a matter of time before Skynet becomes self aware.

Posted By Sarah Connor, San Diego, CA : June 3, 2009 1:31 pm

Geezer. Also a Luddite. Paul might even acuse you of suffering from encrotching senilty, though I’m afraid to speculate as to how that sets in.

Posted By Leeroy : June 3, 2009 1:48 pm

Thanks for the laugh, Leeroy.

What’s the old saying, ” I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.”

I will say that each case has a different trigger that may be either acute or chronic in nature.

Posted By Paul, Miami, Fl. : June 3, 2009 3:45 pm

Best if twitter can track my luggages when I travel.. No need to track my whereabout.. It’s too freaky

Posted By Timothy, Pasadena, CA : June 24, 2009 11:41 pm

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